If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

ZOIDBERG!

*ignores and lights self on fire*

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[Fijiman]

That rag on a stick does nothing to make you smell better. Nothing! Also, how did you get in here?

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More hamsters? AWAY WITH YOU!

 

[Fijiman]

Redlin, y u no post image?

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[Wackymon]

"Oh, hi kitty! How'd you enjoy your nappies that I didn't have sexual intorcorse durring?

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[Headsprouter]

I know how you feel...my hair was like that, this morning. Friggin' hard to keep down, man.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well, who left this in my bed. Disgusting.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why is there a chair in my bed? WHO LEFT THIS HERE?

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[Barbas]

Who left a Post-It note with a poorly-drawn landscape on it where I sleep? This is an outrage.

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Julius Ceasar, what are you doing in my room, heck why are on this side of the planet? Your troops never even came here.

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[Barbas]

Mmmmm...sexy and foreboding.

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[Headsprouter]

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Like what the fucking shit! You have a horrible breath, get that fixed!

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[Headsprouter]

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Uhh, she seems like a cold person with that white skin and iron armor. It explains why I felt so cold all night in bed.

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[Barbas]

Can I call you Big Bertha?

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is that you doc Brown?

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[Barbas]

You're a...unique-looking character.

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[Fijiman]

Bring back popcorn chicken you undead *****!

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[Dr.Susse]

How dare you mock my love making!

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