If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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Fijiman

Fijiman

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Get the hell out of my room. No, you can not get out of the bag first.
 
OmniscientOstrich

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Please, no tongue. No I'm serious, get that shit away from me. Cut it out, seal it in a titanium box and deliver it to the Earth's core.

 
Fijiman

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Are you Harley Quinn or the Joker's sister? In either case you had better not have gotten any blood on the bed or sheets.

 
Kae

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Are you John Freeman?!

 
Kae

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Oh woah, eh... I think I'm going to quit drinking.
 
Barbas

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If you could stop dancing on the bed, that would be great. Don't get me wrong, I love whimsy, it's just very difficult for me to sleep when you're doing that.

 
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Someone Depressing

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I would wonder how he came to exist in the human world in the first place.

I'd offer him coffee.


The sexy beast in that last panel. What, you were looking at the normal human? Shame on you.
 
Dr.Susse

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Ah!
Sorry I just didn't remember you being a twisted horror of the netherworld.
Could be worse though.

 
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