If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Rooster893]

What's with the beard?

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[Headsprouter]

Well that explains why every bone in my body has broken.

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*Edited, because apparently I smothered the thread with the presence of Carl.

 

[Fijiman]

He-Man go home, you're drunk.

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[Kae]

O_O This is going to hurt isn't it?

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[Teoes]

Where did the lighter fluid come from?

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[Headsprouter]

Mother, please leave.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

I...uhhh...oh dear...umm, I have a dentist appointment? *sprints away*

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[scorptatious]

A gym teacher and what looks like a drill instructor.

We all must had one real kinky night.

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[Headsprouter]

I can't tell if you have no pupils and irises, or you're looking REALLY far to the left.

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[Fijiman]

Get you feet the fuck out of my face and get the hell out.

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[scorptatious]

I'd say that you're trying to overcompensate for something, but...

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[staika]

I'd be more than alright with this.

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[Zantos]

Well that would probably be the most terrifying thing to happen. Argh! That's horrible! Maybe even the worst I've woken up next to

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Those arms...
*stare*

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[Dr.Susse]

*Rings police*
Hello I'd like to be arrested please.

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[Yuno Gasai]

Terribly sorry old chap, but you seem to have the wrong house. GOOD DAY. *slams door, flees*

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[Headsprouter]

I have a feeling that's just one part of whatever I've slept with.

Better than the creeper is an understatement.

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[Dalek Caan]

Last night was amazing. Come by any time.

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[Rooster893]

Oh, hey ba-- OH MY GOD IT'S SKELETOR!

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[OmniscientOstrich]

My image will serve as my reaction to the one above:

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