If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Sacman]

So no more dress I see... what a shame...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I have an announcement! I am drunk!

 

[Sacman]

I spill my drink...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I think we have taken the human-computer interface a little too far...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I spill my drink...

Spoiler: I spill my drink

What a shame.

OT: On the contrary, we haven't taken it far enough.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

When I said, "Contact with organic life forms," this is not what I meant.

 

[Sacman]

It is what I meant...<.<

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You say that now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn... ninja'd by Stukov again...
How do you keep appearing in my bed so quickly?
I have wards set up around my house that keep intruders out.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I have a battlecruiser you know.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Then why are we in my bed? Take me for a ride in your ship.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... should we stop meeting like this?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Then why are we in my bed? Take me for a ride in your ship.

For Koprulu!
I hope you like Zerg...

OT: Probably.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

My ship's bigger than your ship. :3

 

[Admiral Stukov]

My ship is cooler than your ship.

 

[ShockValue]

Still doesn't make up for it's lack of size.

 

[Neonbob]

...*licks*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Still doesn't make up for it's lack of size.

The Yamato cannon [http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Yamato_cannon] does.

So I have a nuclear explosion in my bed...
...great.

 

[ShockValue]

...I think you might be lost.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Nope I'm right where I intended to be.
*crops a feel*