If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

...

*Steals hat*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Totally worth it.

*gropes some more*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Take me to Jim Raynor.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

How about no?
He resisted the UED's rightful claim to the sector, he deservs every single zergling coming his way.

 

[ShockValue]

...You again?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Yuki?

...You're not Mikuru! OUT!

Feckin' ninja Samus...>_<

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Well, then I will, though you were ninja'd.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

I swear, if I get ninja'd again....

OT: Well, guess you'll have to make do.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uhh... why is there a Michael Jackson wannabe in my bed?
Wait! STOP!!!! Don't do the moonwalk here! This is the Mortuary!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

-_-...

So this is the consequence of playing God with the aether.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

No, waking up to an old drunken russian admiral is the consequence.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No, waking up to the Nameless One in his apartment in the Mortuary is the consequence.

 

[ShockValue]

Note to self. Stop drinking.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

No, waking up to the Nameless One in his apartment in the Mortuary is the consequence.

No, waking up to Stukov and the Nameless One in his apartment, relocated to the cargohold of the Aleksander the year 2500 is the ultimate consequence.


Ninja'd by Samus...
Oh well *Gropes*

 

[ShockValue]

Again? *Sets Stukov961 on fire*

 

[SixWingedAsura]

YES! ONE THOUSAND TIMES YES!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Fire, how weak!
I set my self on fire to remove the uniform a crazy clown stiched to my flesh.
Being set on fire is like taking a shower for the glorious Admiral.

...
*gropes a tit with a burning hand*

Ninjas!
*charges Yamato cannon*

 

[ShockValue]

; _ ; *Jumps out window*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Okay by me.

 

[Ashsaver]

I'm fine with this,but you'll look better with glasses on though.