If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Admiral Stukov]

*sigh*
No one loves the Admiral.
Is it because I was dead once?

 

[ShockValue]

I think it's because you grope everyone.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Actually, you're the first one who haven't kicked me out of bed right away...

 

[xmbts]

Well since everyone else did I guess I have to.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

...

Weird, I don't remember going to a Gorillaz concert last night...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bah, what is wrong with people nowdays, no one likes a guy with experience.

...oh these ninjas! They are like Zerg I tell ya!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Energy takes priority over experience in the bedroom.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No appreciation for someone with the handicap of immortality.

So... no luck at the bar today, I take it?

EDIT:
Damn ninjas... Stukov, I propose that we band together to fend the ninjas off.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Energy takes priority over experience in the bedroom.

I'm a trained Ghost operative for crying out loud, I've got more energy then most men can ever hope to attain!

No appreciation for someone with the handicap of immortality.

So... no luck at the bar today, I take it?

EDIT:
Damn ninjas... Stukov, I propose that we band together to fend the ninjas off.

That could work... I have a yamato cannon, what can you offer?

 

[xmbts]

I have lots and lots and lots of guns.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Aren't those wires in the way?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I guess it's true that no one can resist a man in uniform..

 

[xmbts]

Fine then, my guns.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Get outta my bed. 's too early in the mornin' for this...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Energy takes priority over experience in the bedroom.

I'm a trained Ghost operative for crying out loud, I've got more energy then most men can ever hope to attain!

No appreciation for someone with the handicap of immortality.

So... no luck at the bar today, I take it?

EDIT:
Damn ninjas... Stukov, I propose that we band together to fend the ninjas off.

That could work... I have a yamato cannon, what can you offer?

I have several lifetimes' worth of arcane knowledge at my disposal... and I can't die.

How's that?

OT:
Stop delivering packages to me like this... or I'll have to get a restraining order.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Need someone to deliver that restraining order against Sixwingedasura?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Need someone to deliver that restraining order against Sixwingedasura?

That one was for you, but I seem to have been ninja'd AGAIN.

Damn it...
Speaking of which...
the restraining order is now in effect, deliver a package to me in my bed like this again, and the Lady of Pain will haunt your ass(es).

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You could deliver som som women you know.
*hinthint*

Edit: Ninja'd by @TheDoctor455
What's the world coming to?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You could deliver som som women you know.
*hinthint*

Sorry... it looks like I've inadvertently ninja'd you while attempting to Ninja one of the ninjas (in the hopes that it would make their brains explode or something)

So... still no luck with the club either?

 

[xmbts]

I already proposed my idea in the basement. *Grumbles incoherently*