If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Dr.Susse]

*Wakes up as well*
You just got worse.

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Doc out the window*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I musta made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

 

[Amzer]

I do believe you did...And I must have made a wrong turn when the bombs fell. This is not my glorious hide away...God damn the Chinese >.>

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can I join the brotherhood now?

 

[Scde2]

Where are me going!?

 

[ShockValue]

...what?

 

[Neonbob]

Where's the nearest casino? I'm obviously the luckiest fucker on the planet!

 

[Scde2]

My what now you?

 

[xmbts]

Oh, you. Well make yourself comfortable.

 

[Scde2]

Who did read?

 

[ShockValue]

...*Tackles Scde2*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I was expecting a pun Doc.

Why? Do you have one for a Fox suddenly jumping into your bed, disturbing yourself and someone else while they were sleeping, and taking a crap on the bed and floor on the way out?


OT:
(The Nameless One stares at Samus as if seeing a ghost... twirls a lock of her blonde hair in his fingers)

Deionarra? (shakes head) No... it can't be...

(The Nameless One wordlessly gets out of the bed, walks into another room, and silently lets out a few tears)

 

[Ashsaver]

*Throws a bottle of Vaseline at the Nameless one*

You should try one of these.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

It's like the universe doesn't quite know what to do with me so it keeps tossing me into these situations one after the other.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Doesn't work... it never fucking works... I always return to the state I was in the first time I died...

Thanks for trying though.

(gets another flashback of Deionarra when he gets a clear look at Ashsaver's avatar)

 

[Scde2]

This isn't going to work.

It's not you, it's me.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

OH HERRO REMEMBER ME?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes I remember you...
can you help me die?

 

[mParadox]

Eggs....you're gonna need eggs.