If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

See? it's not that hard.

 

[mParadox]

I see. =3

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Still haven't found that darn Stapler.

 

[mParadox]

Here you go

Spoiler

 

[xmbts]

What are you planning on doing with that stapler?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Do you really want to know?
I certainly don't.

Get off the ceiling. That isn't good for you.

 

[mParadox]

Stop staring at me like thaT. @_@

 

[xmbts]

But I need the ceiling, it's the only thing that keeps me going.

<_< I can stare at you as much as I want.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Likewise.
Let's have a staring contest.
Starting... now.

 

[mParadox]

*stare stare stare* when do we know the contest's finished? *stare stare stare....*

 

[xmbts]

When I claim victory, I don't need to blink.

 

[mParadox]

*stare stare stare stare stare.....*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stare... stare... stare... stare...

(without breaking eye contact)

Hey look over there!

 

[mParadox]

My assassino senses tell you are lying. Unless.... ah fuck it..i can come back staring at your face.

*stare stare stare stare stare*

 

[Best of the 3]

*Yawn* hello, I'm sleepy.

 

[mParadox]

Awwww. That's innocent soul talking. Want me to tell a story?

 

[Best of the 3]

Go one then. I'll have to read it in a little while later though.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Awwww. That's innocent soul talking. Want me to tell a story?

HA! You looked at someone else! You lose!

OT:
Hey Best, any "cake" left?
Or do you want to get a "poutine" or something?

 

[mParadox]

I will tell a horror story. It's old but a classic.

Dave, the last man on Earth, was sitting on his bed when he heard a knock on his door.

THE END.

O_O

OT: Damnit. Fine, you can have your poker chips back.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

...Best Horror Story Ever.