If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Here are the eggs... but I don't see how this'll help...
what, are we making an "omelette" or a "cake"?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

We need to bury you in cake?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Do you mean cake or "cake"?

 

[mParadox]

'Cake' only be made Best of 3 and ********. The only critic for this is Snowden.

For now, enjoy some Italian cake.

 

[Ashsaver]

Ezio! don't give him any idea!

Spoiler: Or you'll turn into weegee

 

[mParadox]

Okay. But since you're in bed, wanna see how high i can jump?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Which one of you has my stapler?

 

[Ashsaver]

That one has your stapler,these are mine.

 

[mParadox]

I didn't do anything to it. I swear!!

Mines right here!

 

[ShockValue]

...I don't have a problem with this.

 

[Sacman]

Samus... Can it be, ah, sexah timez now?

 

[mParadox]

Sexay... I see a anomaly has been detected in Abstergo... i'm ok with that.

 

[Sacman]

I'm a rare anomaly I produce a Spring artifact...<.<

 

[mParadox]

.. The revered Apple!

 

[Sacman]

I'm a PC...<.<

 

[mParadox]

I see what you did there. Sexy time?

 

[Sacman]

Sexy time...
but not with you...<.<

 

[mParadox]

Damn. Almost got it....

 

[Ashsaver]

Which button do i need to push to have you assassinate Sacman?

 

[Sacman]

It can be sexy time now... <.<