If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Steppin Razor]

Kekekeke, better psychopaths have tried, huh?

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

Hehe...doubt this will end well >.>

 

[My name is Fiction]

Why is this bed so HUGE!

@Xpwn3ntial

Hay I didn't know you were here too!

@Razzor

Nice weapon its so shiny... can I touch it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't think I've seen you around here for a while...

 

[My name is Fiction]

No you haven't, been busy with those damn communist.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Fiction: Who?

 

[My name is Fiction]

You know, they march around like their all superior and such, I wish I could be intoxicated in public.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Who are you and why are you in mah bed?

 

[ShockValue]

You should only ask questions with your cleaver...

 

[My name is Fiction]

Me?

I'm Frank West and I'm in your bed because... I can't remember but its quite soft.

@ShockValue

How would that work exactly, use my skin as paper and my blood the ink?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nice cleaver.

 

[ShockValue]

@Fiction: I don't know. It's not like I think these things through.

 

[My name is Fiction]

What clev-

*Notices cleaver in back, pulls out*

Great now I'm going to bleed all over the sheets!

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: Makes sense.

@Fiction: *cuts arm off*
THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MAH BED!?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Thats sharp

I'm sorry I'm sorry 0-0

Please don't hit me again, it reminds me of mom too much...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Vault-Tec logo?
Sweet.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Yes, that how you know quality!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes. Yes you do. Is that why you chose me?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Of course, I know classy when I see it!
Your not like everyone else.
*Hands you a diet cola can full of wine*
Thats how we drink when were NOT paying child support.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm older than you.
Much, much older.