If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

OK good, oh and people probably say this a lot but nice cleaver.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Thats why I'm a man of science, just a lot of morphine and I'm good as new!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Does morphine work on a bad case of death?

 

[My name is Fiction]

A bad case of death? Didn't know there was a good case, perhaps its only a good case if your my killer.
YES

 

[Sacman]

But technically science created the character in my avatar, who can bend reality at her will...<.<

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Dark
I have a Gravity gun, I do that on a regular basis.

@Sacman

true, but when your insane reality isn't that important.

 

[Letitha]

*Bounces up and down*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Yay
*Tries to touch the celine*

 

[Letitha]

*Trips over* Gravity still works unfortunately.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*lifts you with the gravity gun before you touch the ground*
HAHAHAhaha braking the law of gravity!

 

[Letitha]

Nice, where can I get one?

 

[My name is Fiction]

There is only one in the world sooo from my cold dead hands?

 

[My name is Fiction]

My beard gives me 500 points of magica resistance.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Hey, it's the guy with the crowbar! Hey! Hey guy! Watch me take down a strider! You watching? Are you? Are you?

*Melts a strider with heat ray*

Did you see that? Did you see that? I was, like "BLARGH" and it was like "KAPOW-glub-glub-glu-ssssssssssss"

 

[My name is Fiction]

@Martian

Nice!

@Darkspectar

Safety scissor kick!