If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[killercyclist]

then the robot legs would suddenly make sense.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Yes looks are deceiving, my beard is tribute to that.

 

[Steppin Razor]

.....Oh god it's the personality-less scientist! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!

 

[My name is Fiction]

...Oh god it's a serial killer! Perhaps we could share tips for removing blood?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can show you.
*bites*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Fiction: Or perhaps I could give you speech therapy so people don't think you're a stupid mute all the time.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You seem to have too much blood. Care to donate some?

 

[xmbts]

Does the donated blood have to come from the doner?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Nope, the blood can come from anywhere. I vote from Gordon Freeman. I mean, I've already cut one of his arms off, so he's already bleeding everywhere. May as well make use of it.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I was looking on how to remove blood not to shed it but then again you can't have one without the other and I'm too much of a masochist to say I'm not enjoying it.

*Give trouble some blood*

Enjoy!

 

[xmbts]

Then it's a win win.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Win wining, my favorite kind of win!

*Sows arm back on with beard hairs*

There good as new!

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Doges both attacks and hits you in the back of the head with a crowbar*

Its takes more then that to kill the One free man.

 

[ShockValue]

Nice job there...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights Gordon Freeman on fire*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Yes I kno-

*Smells burning flesh*

Your a funny little pyro

*Lights razor on double fire*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Woops... by accidently reported someone when I was refreshing my page, please report me back.
Also I made some Waffles

Nothing wrong with accidental reports. All it means is that we will delete the report and move on. Mod.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*puts self out*
Don't do that. Just don't. Otherwise I might be forced to.....get violent.

And reporting only works if more than one person reports it and the person has broken the rules. Otherwise it doesn't appear on the mod queue (in the case of only one person hitting report), or a mod has a look at the post (if it gets multiple reports) and sees that no rules have been broken, so they do nothing.