If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Well it is fun.

...What?

Stop trying to do that, and we won't attempt to destroy or reprogram any of you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Did you just repair me? That has got to be the dumbest thing that whoah, whoah, whoah.

*Laughs*

*opens up a panel and starts reprogramming GlaDOS to be nicer.*

wHAT are you DOing? stOP THat. I-I-IIIIIII BBBBZZZZZ

*stops reprogramming*

Good point xmbts...

Let's try talking this out GlaDOS...
why do you want to kill us?

Give me one good reason to let you live.

As long as you leave me alone, I won't try to harm you in any way.

Besides, trying to kill me is pointless.

Search in your databases for "The Nameless One", and you'll see what I mean.

Besides, I know of many things that your attempts at science couldn't hope to explain, and I know more about Portals than you do.

*Scoops up some dirt, tosses it into the air, opening a Portal to Sigil.*

 

[xmbts]

But they make it so easy.

Plus they should have been better at programming.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But they make it so easy.

Plus they should have been better at programming.

*mutters a spell, opening a Portal to the Marvel Zombie universe*

If you want a never-ending supply of things to kill, go through there.

 

[xmbts]

Nah, they don't squirm enough.

 

[Ashsaver]

*picked something up from the ground*

What is this....a start up disk for GlaDOS?

*shoves it into xmbts's mouth*

 

[xmbts]

Hey! Wait!...

...Oh, It's you, you monster.
This one again? Well I can make this work.

 

[Ashsaver]

@xmbtsWhoa...whoa...whoa....

OT:*aims super soaker at Smugleaf* This is my WMD....weapon of mass drenching.

 

[xmbts]

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

I'm not water proof. -_-

 

[Ashsaver]

So that how it is.....

*stares* *licks xmbts cheek*

 

[xmbts]

*Licks Ash's cheek*

Two can play at this game.

Three even, you can address any complaints to the Aperture Science complaint center.

 

[Ashsaver]

Ah~

....you're pretty good. *blushes*

 

[xmbts]

I'm glad you think so.

Now assume the party escort submission position.

 

[Ashsaver]

(monotonously)That was a joke.

*fire super soaker at xmbts*

 

[xmbts]

Ah! That was her not me-*KZZZZT*

Looks like she's fried. Good job breaking her 'hero'.

 

[xmbts]

This isn't brave it's murder. What did I ever do to you? The difference between us is that I can feel pain.

*Is dead*

 

[Spoonius]

*Shows up*

*Dies*