If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Ashsaver]

Ow...you meanie

*snaps neck back in place,takes painkillers*

Spoiler: *epic pout*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*stabs Ashsaver with my lightsaber a few times.*

Are you listening now?

Where have you hidden THOSE PLANS!?!?!?!?!

 

[Ashsaver]

*Under affects of painkillers,Erotic asphyxiation,and lost of blood*

MORE! HURT ME MORE!!!!

btw is this what you want?

*shows a piece of paper,details how to take over the world*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses the force to slam Ashsaver into the wall.*

He or she is a rebel spy and a traitor, take... THEM away!

*Stormtroopers cart Ashsaver off to cell. I examine the "plans".*

Wait a minute... why is this written in crayon?

"I heart you Vader... hurt me more you bad boy hurt me more..."

What the hell?

 

[xmbts]

I'll just take those off your hands.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait... that was your writing?

 

[Ashsaver]

Ah...I'm all wet from my blood,my saliva,and my...other stuff

....at least give me some bandages....Ooh~~~ ow...ow...

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I can help!

 

[Ashsaver]

Ah...I've been choked,snapped neck,stabbed with lightsaber,threw into a wall,and dragged around..... your pills might help....Ah~~ I'm still having erotic asphyxiation

Where.....was that tape?

 

[xmbts]

*Ejects tape from mouth*
Here you can probably sell that to Stukov.

 

[Ashsaver]

I just wanna watch it once....

*watches the tape*

Oh my....that's me? ewwww....Ah....

*stops the tapes*

Yes...you can sell this to Stukov....and possibly to Sacman too...teehee..ow.ow OW....I'm still hurt.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Here you go.

 

[Ashsaver]

Teehee...i always wondered what are in a medkit.

*opens medkit*

......

*starts licking wounds*

 

[bloodrayne626]

Honk.
Honk honk, honk honk honk, honk honk, honk. HONK!
*fires rocket launcher*
Honk honk!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

When did LRR-Paul install Linux on my bed?

 

[xmbts]

Hey Stukov, I have a video to sell you that I'm sure is right up your ally. Half the proceeds go to Ash's medical bills.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*force-crushes the tape.*

There must be no evidence that I was here.

 

[mParadox]

Too late. There was a back-up tape and it's now all over the internet.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn it.
Er... I mean...

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/]

Don't make me destroy you.

 

[xmbts]

It's backed up on my brain, too bad you'd have to kill me to get it.