If your life was a movie, who do you want to direct it?

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FargoDog said:
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Neil Marshall. He would add in so many over the top things that it would make my life seem far more lively than it actually is!
Like cannibalization. Oh wait, that's fairly accurate..

OT: Martin Scorsese. Simply because I am a fanboy.
Argh! You ninja'd me...

Fine, I'll go with David Fincher or Francis Ford Coppola.
 

BlumiereBleck

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Nautical Honors Society said:
Skullkid4187 said:
Well Franky I'd like to have Tim Burton direct mine.
You just wanna be played by Johnny Depp XD.

OT: I'd have to say Scorsese, I always thought my life needed a few more brutal beatings.
yessssss :) or Jared Leto
 

PissOffRoth

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Martin Scorsese.
Because it's Martin fucking Scorsese. He's the Leonardo Da Vinci of film, I don't care what anyone else says.
 

shogunblade

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I cannot believe that someone hasn't said John Waters.

...The John Waters who did "Pink Flamingos"... not the current one who hasn't done anything except produce "Hairspray".

David Lynch or Kevin Smith would be awesome.

My Life as a quandary = Lynch.
My Life as a hilarious comedy with quirky dialogue and banter involving "Star Wars" = Kevin Smith.

So, yeah.

If I want to go arthouse about it, Michel Gondry, or Ingmar Bergman, maybe Jean Luc Godard.
 

Cheery Lunatic

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Christopher Nolan.... cuz it's Christopher Nolan!

Either him or Martin Scorsese.

They can turn any pile of shit plot into something watchable! Take Shutter Island for example.
 

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Michael Bay. I don't like him as a director for normal movies, but it would be awesome if I had explosions going off everywhere in real life. Of course then I would fire him and introduce the world to hobbits through Peter Jackson.
 

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I choose zombie Stanley Kubrick!
What could be more awesome then that?
I'd get to spend my whole life wondering what the fuck just happened.

Mackheath said:
Marter said:
Neil Marshall. He would add in so many over the top things that it would make my life seem far more lively than it actually is!
This, with the second choice being Tim Burton. I want to be a stick-thin 10ft tall skeleton damnit.
Yeah, but you'd have to deal with daddy issues and the fact that everybody is pailer than an exsanguinated british woman in old Britain.
 

ShadowDude112

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Edgar Wright. He's like a geek lord so he'd be perfect for my movie! He also made Scott Pilgrim vs. The World which I am in lesbians with.
 

TheSentinel

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I would say Terry Gilliam, but then my life would be plagued by production issues, the studio would drop the project, and nothing would go right.

So, I pick Michael Palin.