If your sneeze was a firearm.

[Saelune]

Magnum Revolver. I hate it though. I literally have to brace myself when I sneeze, and I never sneeze less than a minimum of 3 times.

Yeah me too.

My best friend is literally offended when I sneeze around him it's so angry and violent. Maybe more of a shotgun than magnum.

Well, thats just not cool. People need to be more respectable to natural bodily functions.

 

[MorsePacific]

Anti tank rifle. Srsly. I don't know if they're real, but something akin to the rifle in Halo, rediculous.

The Barrett .50 is designed as an anti-materiel rifle, so yeah, they exist.

My sneezes are always really loud and violent, but I sneeze multiple times (2-3) so I'm going to say the Desert Eagle.

 

[12GaugeLobotomy]

I'm not all that interesting, though my girlfriend's sneeze has on occasion been compared to a Nebelwerfer

In case you're not sure, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EYO7eOYcx0

It's a little distracting..

 

[Ultra Man30]

I would say a silenced pistol if anything. I have gotten into the habit of holding in my sneezes, making me quite while doing so.

 

[The Cor]

Sawn-off double-barreled shotgun, mine are always loud with an wide spread.

 

[StormShaun]

A desert Eagle, it feels like a damn CANNON!

 

[Angry Camel]

Mine usually come in two types.
1) A 12 guage with two shells.
2) A rocket launcher.

 

[StBishop]

Anti tank rifle. Srsly. I don't know if they're real, but something akin to the rifle in Halo, rediculous.

The Barrett .50 is designed as an anti-materiel rifle, so yeah, they exist.

My sneezes are always really loud and violent, but I sneeze multiple times (2-3) so I'm going to say the Desert Eagle.

Googled it, they're in the Army of T.W.O. games. I didn't realise that the guns were based so closely on real guns.

I'm really quite naive/ignorant about firearms. Not sure which applies more, both tend to be true in varying degrees.

 

[BlessedPaper]

My dad has a weaker pump action shotgun, he can do like 3-5 sneezes with small gaps between them

But for me i am more like something like a a revolver used for russian roulette i have heaps of blanks but i have one very dangerous bullet in one of the chambers that explodes my and anyone infront of me's face off

 

[MorsePacific]

Googled it, they're in the Army of T.W.O. games. I didn't realise that the guns were based so closely on real guns.

I'm really quite naive/ignorant about firearms. Not sure which applies more, both tend to be true in varying degrees.

I'd just say naive. One of the reasons I dislike Call of Duty is because it touts being a realistic shooter then offers a Barrett sniper rifle. It was designed for penetrating tank armor, if it was used on a person it would blow a huge hole in them, yet it takes two shots to kill.

 

[thiosk]

Oh man, i'td probably be an AK-47 with banana clip. Because I'm telling you, they come out loud, and I've usually get about thirty rounds off before the fit passes.

 

[jordan312]

My sneeze would be a 50 caliber sniper, but it would be one in a film where they don't know it they want to take the shot so they squeeze the trigger slightly. By this i mean i get the sneeze coming feeling then i don't sneeze.

 

[Vangaurd227]

Mine would be A QUAD LAZAH!....i'm recovering from a cold so i'v done alot of sneezing

 

[snagli]

I always sneeze and cough at the exact same time, so it's really loud and really violent. I guess a punt gun would be my kind of thing.

 

[James Crook]

A caliber .22 peashooter, I'd say. Like the .22 silenced in Fallout.

 

[TheHappySquid]

Probably a semi-auto rifle or possibly a high powered pistol. Usually have a couple (around 4) of moderately loud ones.

 

[Chris646]

My sneeze is probably a shotgun. It's really loud, and doesn't go more than twice. Except when it does.

 

[Squilookle]

A Lupara- loud with a wide spread, and usually fired in pairs. Unless I try to hold it in, in which case it's like it fizzled Mad Max 2 style.

 

[Insomniac55]

Double barreled shotgun firing low recoil loads... I can usually make them quiet enough, but they always come in pairs!

 

[jonyboy13]

Black Hole Gun. Or some kind of artillery>>" It echoes in 2 miles radius.