illegal pets

[AngloDoom]

I'd have a pet Deathclaw.

Seriously, imagine it. Waking up every morning to see its adorable little face, crooning and purring in contentedness at the end of your bed, curled up in a near little ball. Then you'd go downstairs, it'd hop off of the bed excitedly, nuzzling against you as you put down a slab of meat for it in the kitchen, watching with a slight smile as it croons away and devours the meat. Then, you'd sit down on the sofa with your bowl of cereal, and your Deathclaw would hop once more into your lap, curl up, and allow you to scratch under its chin.

No, wait. That's a cat. I have one of them. Nevermind.


(But I'd really, really want a pet bear.)

 

[sirdanrhodes]

We're not aloud sharks damn it!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Penguin. Trust me, I just know. Out of experience.

 

[Hoxton]

I want a penguin called Ted >.>
But alas, the government don't like them being pets >.> so no Ted for me.
I'm a sad penguin

Happy feet fanboy ;P

 

[EeveeElectro]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

I'm Dave. If you punched me in the face, and then painted me bright white, I'd be a Panda!

EPIC!

lmao, i think theres some laws involving keeping a boy in a cage

Aww, but I'd feed him and I'd play with him everyday.
Please can I keep him? pleeeease?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

A Lyre bird:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Or a lemur.

Birds of prey are legal right? I want one.

 

[Hazy]

A Platypus.

..Adorable.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I want a penguin called Ted >.>
But alas, the government don't like them being pets >.> so no Ted for me.
I'm a sad penguin

Happy feet fanboy ;P

That one never occured to me >.> I was thinking of Ctl+Alt+Del to the point where he has the same name but hopefully he wouldn't be as evil <.<

 

[El Poncho]

An orangatang(i think thats how you spell it) since they are awesome, loving and funny im guessing they are illegal if not then im pennyless

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

I'm Dave. If you punched me in the face, and then painted me bright white, I'd be a Panda!

EPIC!

lmao, i think theres some laws involving keeping a boy in a cage

Aww, but I'd feed him and I'd play with him everyday.
Please can I keep him? pleeeease?

Fine! but im not cleaning his cage, and if I find out you havent fed him he is getting set back into the woods!

 

[El Poncho]

A Platypus.

..Adorable.

The animal that couldnt make up it's frickin mind.

 

[TaborMallory]

I don't know what the laws are here in the U.S. about monkeys, but come on.
A trained monkey would be the coolest pet ever.

What kind of a monkey? Id want a trained grizzly bear.

Bears are a bit too bulky for my house. I'm talking about a monkey that would fit on my shoulder, like the one from Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

[magnuslion]

lions. and tigers. and bears. oh my.

 

[Hazy]

A Platypus.

..Adorable.

The animal that couldnt make up it's frickin mind.

Part Beaver.
Part Duck.
All Awesome.

 

[Davey Woo]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

I'm Dave. If you punched me in the face, and then painted me bright white, I'd be a Panda!

EPIC!

lmao, i think theres some laws involving keeping a boy in a cage

Wowowowowowowoah....

Who said anything about a cage...

I'm a civillised Panda, I have rights. And stuff

 

[chstens]

AN Orangutan, so I can hi-five it while watching monster trucks.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

I'm Dave. If you punched me in the face, and then painted me bright white, I'd be a Panda!

EPIC!

lmao, i think theres some laws involving keeping a boy in a cage

Aww, but I'd feed him and I'd play with him everyday.
Please can I keep him? pleeeease?

Fine! but im not cleaning his cage, and if I find out you havent fed him he is getting set back into the woods!

YAAAAAAYYY! *pets Dave and rubs his tummy*

 

[Davey Woo]

I want a panda =[ I'd call it dave

I'm Dave. If you punched me in the face, and then painted me bright white, I'd be a Panda!

EPIC!

lmao, i think theres some laws involving keeping a boy in a cage

Aww, but I'd feed him and I'd play with him everyday.
Please can I keep him? pleeeease?

Fine! but im not cleaning his cage, and if I find out you havent fed him he is getting set back into the woods!

Can't I have a cave in the back garden? With some Bamboo and chinese people to take photographs?

 

[Glerken]

Definitely a platypus.

The coolest animal ever.

 

[Gemini3333]

A spider monkey.