I'm a F*cking idiot!

[Rusty Bucket]

I made a bet that I could go a month without any form of sex or masturbation.

That very night I regretted that decision >_>

I'm at risk of sounding judgmental here, but every single post of yours I've seen has either been about sex, masturbation or just a big string of innuendos. Just an observation I'm making.

This has only happened to me once that I can recall, and the 'I'm an idiot' thought came to me afterwards. I'd been lying horizontally reading for a little over 5 hours. I needed a drink so I stood up quickly and walked out of the room. Then I was on the floor with my parents kneeling next to me looking worried. Turns out when I stood up my blood just drained into my legs and I passed out. Ripped a door handle off on my way down as well.

I think this says more of what gets your attention than of what I post most regularly.

Very likely. I applaud you for the witty response either way.

 

[Extasii]

I made a bet that I could go a month without any form of sex or masturbation.

That very night I regretted that decision >_>

I just gotta ask...
Why? XD

 

[black_omega2]

>>The pain is so awful that half way through i was thinking " i am a fucking idiot" and one of my classmates responded " you wanted this and now TAKE THE PAIN *****!"

>>i was thinking " i am a fucking idiot"
>>i was thinking
>>one of my classmates responded

Wait what? Was your classmate telepathic or something?

OT: Yes, frequently.
One I do often is think 'Oh, the weather isn't so bad, I'll sleep a bit more and walk to school.' You'd think I'd learn. -.-

 

[KefkaCultist]

well the most recent one is this:
Normally when I drive I turn my music up really high and sing really loud like an idiot. I only do it when I'm alone and its fun to do.

Well last Saturday I was driving to work doing my normal driving activity. I got to work and took my phone out of my jacket pocket to discover that it butt-dialed a 10 minute conversation with the voice mail of a guy that works at DeVry University...

he heard it all... so yeah, I'm a fucking idiot

EDIT: not exactly the same as doing something on purpose then thinking it half way through, but my story is funny and it still makes me an idiot so it still works

 

[Extasii]

I said yes to sparring with my friend.
I learned 2 minutes later, when I was on my back struggling to breathe, that he's a kickboxing instructor.
Hence me thinking "Damn, I'm an idiot"

 

[loc978]

I had a similar moment a few days into basic training. I hadn't slept in at least 48 hours, I was still a fatass, and I was throwing myself at a twelve-foot-high wall in an obstacle course over and over trying to grip the top... as if I'd actually be able to pull myself over it.
"I can't do this shit... I'm a fucking idiot." I kept telling myself.
Eventually I was told to just go around the damn thing... but I did conquer it seven weeks later.

 

[Canid117]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other.

Wait, what...?

I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.

Woah! What??

...the hell kind of class is this? Is this some sort of trollery along the lines of "school penis inspection"?

I am in an esthetics program. we do things like manicures, pedicures and waxing. those are a couple thing we learn.

The class is called advanced technology treatments.
also I am female. does it clear up some confusion?

Obligatory pics or it didn't happen post.

Also waking up early in the morning to run always has this effect on me.

 

[Infinatex]

I have 2 full tattoo sleeves, but people often leave lots of negative space around their elbows. I decided I wanted a full-on elbow piece. That was the most miserable experience of the last 5 years of my life.

My second tat was on my side, oh god that PAIN! What made it worse was when I was laying down to get it down, all stencilled up a ready to go, this massive tattoo covered biker walks in, looks at me and laughs! I cautiously look up and ask what so funny. He then proceeds to lift his shirt to reveal no a single tattoo anywhere on his lower body. He then says that he'd never get one there because of how much it hurts!

 

[adakias]

Okay, so my grandmother is this is artsy craftsy kind of lady, and she was making her own Halloween costume about a year ago. She asked me to help glue these little plastic spiders to this fishnet veil, and so I was like "yeah, how hard can that be?"
I ended up super-gluing my thumb and index finger together. So embarrassing. Took forever to wash it off and I lost a layer of skin in the process.
I... I'm an idiot, really. >.<

 

[Dash85]

Huh, you're in TO, that's pretty cool, I'm 4 hours north of you in North Bay....anyways, I think I'm an idiot every friday, when I do one hour of jiu jutsu then stay for the other class of strength and core training....then I go out and party. and this is after my classes. I generally hurt very much in the morning

Also, for all those that ask and look, post-secondary education has a lot of hand-on classes so when you get out into the field, you at least halfway know what you're doing. At least in Canada they do.

 

[C95J]

I play a game with my iron... you don't want to know.

 

[N12]

Mirrors Edge comes to mind

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

I made a bet that I could go a month without any form of sex or masturbation.

That very night I regretted that decision >_>

I just gotta ask...
Why? XD

The only way I can see that you would regret that decision is if during that night, single or multiple very sexy individuals stripped in front of you and either did something sensual and (or) sexual in nature or your favorite porno decided to air on public television.

to the OP:

I was teaching a group at work on how to handle certain objects. I informed one crew that an object can easily slice your hands if you are not careful and use the appropriate gear. I made the mistake in allowing two smug idiots in handling the item. After they showed to me that they can handle it with the proper gear and ability, I turned my back on them and went to instruct the others there.

In a few minutes time, one of the two sliced his hand pretty deep and while crying, "I thought you were joking!" and the other, "It's not my fault! He just caught it wrong!"
The two idiots took off their gloves and were showing off to the rest by tossing the item between each other.

Guess who had to clean up the blood and mess off the instructional items?

 

[TheColdHeart]

Me and my friends were messing about one night at his house doing stupid dares to pass time etc. and one said "I think you should let me stick duct-tape on your leg and rip it off!"...everyone else thought this was the best idea EVER, I thought "it cant be THAT bad" and out came the tape and my hairy leg. Nice 8-10 inch strip of tape smoothed down my shin...

It was when I slightly tugged the bottom of the tape and it hurt like hell I thought "I am a fucking idiot".

Safe to say, I wouldn't hurry to do that again.

 

[scyrin]

I went and played airsoft with a shotgun...

in a huge field...

with little cover...

it sucked...

 

[PeePantz]

I have 2 full tattoo sleeves, but people often leave lots of negative space around their elbows. I decided I wanted a full-on elbow piece. That was the most miserable experience of the last 5 years of my life.

My second tat was on my side, oh god that PAIN! What made it worse was when I was laying down to get it down, all stencilled up a ready to go, this massive tattoo covered biker walks in, looks at me and laughs! I cautiously look up and ask what so funny. He then proceeds to lift his shirt to reveal no a single tattoo anywhere on his lower body. He then says that he'd never get one there because of how much it hurts!

I have my whole front and sides of my torso covered. About thirty minutes into each 5 plus hours session, I would always ask myself, "Why am I doing this? I am such an idiot." I honestly would, and would also contemplate that being my last session. Alas, I decided it would be even more stupid to not grind it out and endure the hell.

 

[katsumoto03]

In class today we were practicing laser hair removal on each other.

Wait, what...?

I thought it would be a good idea to get my bikini line lasered soo i would not have to wax that crap.

Woah! What??

...the hell kind of class is this? Is this some sort of trollery along the lines of "school penis inspection"?

I am in an esthetics program. we do things like manicures, pedicures and waxing. those are a couple thing we learn.

The class is called advanced technology treatments.
also I am female. does it clear up some confusion?

Wait, there's schools for that?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I play a game with my iron... you don't want to know.

Okay...

OT: There was the one time I got a friend to kick me down a hill inside a barrel. I thought it would be fun. It hurt like hell. And yes Saskatchewan has hills but they only really exist in valleys.

SNIP

Oh Pirate Kitty, you character you