I'm a selfish bastard, and wish i didn't get myself into this.

[Xero Scythe]

Okay, i'm ill. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be.

The truth is, i hugely overreacted to my mother. I said i had a bad throat, (which isn't that bad) we went to the doctor's & i got perscribed with peneccilin, and i got the week off. I feel so selfish and terrible.

Make me feel bad escapist ;(

1: If you got described with peniccilin, then it is probably serious, unless you slipped the doc 20 dollars when your mom was not looking.

2: If you truly feel that bad about this, you are pathetic. go find some other outlet for your self-loathing, you masochistic idiot. If you feel really bad about this, then go confess already! yes, there will be consequences, but you should have thought about that before you faked it. No-one here truly cares. Get off this thread, get off that computer, go confess, and quit crying to us.

 

[benjkitz]

You dress in the manner of a male prostitute.

 

[The Warden]

You are shit, a puny lifefrom not worth existing and should be burned.
You are pathetic, nobody likes you, we want you gone, you are a monster, a freak of nature, a demon.
I and everyone else hate your guts, go curl up in a corner and die, you scumbag.



So was that good enough?

 

[ADDLibrarian]

I hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.

First, something about that is so horrible and yet so damn funny, and second...you came to a forum to be scolded?
*seductively*
Oh, you're a baaaad boy...a naughty naughty boy who deserves a spanking....
orrrrrr just left alone in a room with trollman for awhile. That'll learn ya.

 

[Pegghead]

You're a..COCKSUCKING, MOTHERHUMPING, CHILD TOUCHING, SHIT EATING, BILE DRINKING, NAZI LOVING, WOMAN BEATING, TEAM KILLING, BACK STABBING, HORSE RAPING, SNUFF FILM WATCHING, WRIST CUTTING, FOOT STOMPING, MIND NUMBING, PISS TAKING, NEGRO HATING, MIC-SPAMMING, SELFISH STINGY NASTY DOUCHEY AWFUL FUCKING SMEGHEAD!

Feel better now, I sure do. (jk)

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Bad throat is a good reason to stay off work. You can and will infect other people with it if you go outside.

Topic is now officially rendered pointless.

 

[brainslurper]

tell her your feeling alot better and be very enthusiastic tomarow. duuuh. then shell take you back to school.

 

[gxs]

People like your doctor make diseases worse. They use penicillin like it's candy and then everyone goes ballistic when they discover a strain that is immune to antibiotics.

 

[Mr.Governor]

You make Hitler look good.

 

[GotMurf]

You shouldn't feel bad. Feel great that you've managed to lie convincingly to both your mother and a doctor, and as a well-deserved reward, you got the week off.

 

[clzark]

um...me and my bros faked sick at least once a year up until high school when grades started to mattered. it was almost a right of passage at my house. do it, or be shunned by your brethern

 

[Caligulove]

surprised the doctor gave you a prescription if it wasnt that bad