I'm a thirteen year-old gamer.Don't hate me for it.

[WaNNaBJusTLiKeU]

Seriously, just don't make whiney noises down the microphone and you're fine!

 

[Abedeus]

You shouldn't be playing shooters at that age to begin with. It says so on the box.

Ding ding ding.

You are just as annoying as kids running in front of my car on red light or idiots parking in the middle of a street for few hours, blocking the passage for pedestrians.

 

[JRCB]

Maturity is what counts to me, not age. I played with an eleven year old who was more mature than college students.

So yeah, I'd be cool with playing with you.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Your age says nothing about how old you are.
What I mean is that 14 year old are often behaving older then 16 or somtimes 18 year olds.
No wait what I meant to say is that its doesn't matter how old you are but how old you behave.
Its hard to explain in english....

No it isn't. Age =/= Maturity.

You shouldn't be playing shooters at that age to begin with. It says so on the box.

Ding ding ding.

You are just as annoying as kids running in front of my car on red light or idiots parking in the middle of a street for few hours, blocking the passage for pedestrians.

Huh?

 

[Mr. In-between]

You shouldn't play multiplayer because multiplayer enables developers to keep making brown "mature" games based entirely around multiplayer with a 5 hour single-player campaign shoe-horned in.

I'm sorry, but I'm not paying $60 fucking dollars for five hours of amusement and then the same boring old shit over and over and over again that I have to pay monthly for.

 

[Stoic raptor]

i played with kids that sound like there ten. they were nice though, i ended up being there friend.

Moral: Adults are annoying too, they too question the sexuality of ur mother

 

[Mr. In-between]

You shouldn't be playing shooters at that age to begin with. It says so on the box.

It refers to maturity. It means the average maturity of a _____ Year old. Sadly, they are referring to the average ______ Year old, and not the ones online.

Because nothing says "maturity" like a gorefest with scantily-clad women...

 

[nofear220]

Do you refrain from screaming into a microphone?
Do you resist any urges to bring sexuality, or the sexual proclivity of someone's mother, into the conversation?
Do you work towards goals, hold a team-oriented mindset and keep yourself from ruining others' enjoyment for no reason other than "the lulz"?

If your answer to these three questions is "yes", then grab your mouse or controller and join the game. I'll be happy to have you aboard.

You should also ask, Do you sound like Justin Beiber? If No, then you can use your mic

 

[Mr. Grey]

What I would have said has already been said... a lot.

I am fully aware that most american children are idiots,

I take offense to that, sir!

It's most children anywhere that are idiots. Actually, it's most anyone anywhere that are idiots.

I should know, I am one. Wait...

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Do you refrain from screaming into a microphone?
Do you resist any urges to bring sexuality, or the sexual proclivity of someone's mother, into the conversation?
Do you work towards goals, hold a team-oriented mindset and keep yourself from ruining others' enjoyment for no reason other than "the lulz"?

If your answer to these three questions is "yes", then grab your mouse or controller and join the game. I'll be happy to have you aboard.

Thank God, I at least fit the criteria.

But, yes, I have friends who pull that type of shit, "For the lulz" like nuke boosting. I don't follow that though.

 

[Mr. In-between]

You shouldn't play multiplayer because multiplayer enables developers to keep making brown "mature" games based entirely around multiplayer with a 5 hour single-player campaign shoe-horned in.

I'm sorry, but I'm not paying $60 fucking dollars for five hours of amusement and then the same boring old shit over and over and over again that I have to pay monthly for.

Well, I guess Halo is the exception to that rule. Colorful, long campaign, and good MP.

Halo is stupid because you can jump twenty feet in the air, but can only run half a mile per hour. Halo is also stupid because you have a force shield that can deflect bullets and alien weapons, yet cannot stop a gun-butt to the face.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Your age says nothing about how old you are.
What I mean is that 14 year old are often behaving older then 16 or somtimes 18 year olds.
No wait what I meant to say is that its doesn't matter how old you are but how old you behave.
Its hard to explain in english....

No it isn't. Age =/= Maturity.

Huh?

I was explaining that it is VERY easy to explain in English.

My bad. I only saw the post that was quoted first.

From what I've seen, people at that age get far too overexcited by everything. Looking at these 10-13 year-olds in my local Gamestop breathlessly rattling off pleas to their parents to buy them the latest Warkiller: Battle-Ops or whatever is creepy.
And you can see that the majority of these turn into homophobic racists with an attention-span measured in plancks.

I just don't think minds at that age should be exposed to shooters [I'm assuming the OP was talking about fps games]. Hell, I think a lot of 18 year olds would benefit from a bit less simulated warfare.