I'm pretty sure this is the funniest forum, ever

[Cyfu]

So I had nothing to do so I went from video to video on youtube until I found this:

Everything they say in this video is taken from their forum.
http://www.fstdt.net/Default.aspx

Here are some quotes from the forum.

I pray everyone repents and gets saved, but
we know that isn't what will happen, and for those who don't
you may be acting all high and mighty now,
BUT OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK AND THIS
TIME HE WON'T BE LIKE THE PUSHOVER LAMB "HE SEEMED" TO BE
BUT WILL BE THE AWESOME LION KING OF KINGS WHO WILL SMASH ALL VESSELS WHO
DO EVIL TO POWDER!!!!!!!!!!!
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I?d be cool with a system where single women can?t vote, and married men get 2 votes, one for himself and one for his wife.
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This is the image that is the most telling about Obama and his beliefs.

[...]

In the background image, the flag is in tatters with an arrow through it behind Obama's logo and the shield. The Union is missing (blue part with stars) and the flag might indeed be upside-down. The eagle has TURNED-TAIL and is about to fly away. If you can't see the anti-American imagery and symbolism, then read up on what the real symbols mean and the proper treatment of the flag. The faint letters "six" and number "6" as well as 6 lines on Obama's logo isn't the mark of the beast, but is symbolic of the "blessed" Quran. 666 is considered a blessed and holy number in ISLAM! This is the "dark night" over America with Obama's "moon" rising.
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Aren't these guys the funniest people you've ever seen?
I love those guys!

 

[Total LOLige]

I read the title and thought you were talking about the Escapist...but you're not. I was on my way to agree with you. I can't help feeling a little hurt and betrayed. They aren't that funny, maybe I just don't get it.

 

[ronald1840]

Yeah, same as above. I thought you were commenting on the Escapist. "Yeah, this place is pretty funny." I looked that up, and uh, I don't know, funniest people ever? Nah. On the Internet? I'd say either the Escapist or the GiantBomb community has the most entertaining and well-rounded users, if given the right thread or topic to stretch out in.

 

[lRookiel]

Hmmm... I dislike this thread, let us all disagree with him and glorify The Escapist instead...

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?

 

[Casual Shinji]

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?

Well, not anymore now that we've labeled it as such.

...Dammit!

 

[Fappy]

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?

Well, not anymore now that we've labeled it as such.

...Dammit!

We just lost the game!

 

[Zeriphor]

Listening to the first 20s, I think this is just blatant satire.

EDIT Yes, this satire. The acid bit confirmed this in my mind.

You should watch the whole thing. I couldn't stop laughing at the gay sex part.

 

[Cyfu]

Listening to the first 20s, I think this is just blatant satire.

EDIT Yes, this satire. The acid bit confirmed this in my mind.

You should watch the whole thing. I couldn't stop laughing at the gay sex part.

and the part where he says that if he wasn't afraid of God's judgement he would have killed many times.

 

[Ruedyn]

Why thank you good sir we try our be-

oh... ._.

 

[Patrick Buck]

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?

Well, not anymore now that we've labeled it as such.

...Dammit!

We just lost the game!

DAMN IT. WHY MENTION THE GAME, YOU SADIST. >.<

 

[Rastien]

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?

Well, not anymore now that we've labeled it as such.

...Dammit!

We just lost the game!

DAMN IT. WHY MENTION THE GAME, YOU SADIST. >.<

God damn you... I just lost the game to! now i have to post my rage face!

Spoiler

These 2 images worked stupidly well together.

 

[repeating integers]

FSTDT is not a "forum" - it's an archive site, for quoting hilarious/depressing statements made by fundamentalists, racists and conspiracy theorists. I frequent it.

Listening to the first 20s, I think this is just blatant satire.

EDIT Yes, this satire. The acid bit confirmed this in my mind.

Not all of it. Of the Top 100, most are proven real and 100% non-satire - perhaps most scarily, this one [http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=67487].

 

[Pinkamena]

I've been on that forum before. After a while you realize that they're all bloody serious, and it goes from funny to slightly frightening.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Zhukov]

The phrase "low hanging fruit" comes to mind.

Good for a chuckle nonetheless.

 

[rawrmonsta]

Some people are just... yeah lol WTB more of these videos though

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Hmmm... I dislike this thread, let us all disagree with him and glorify The Escapist instead...

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?

I agree, the Escapist is pretty awesome, some real funny people here...yep.
I also suspect there's something in the coding that makes normally sane people temporarily insane,
and the longer time one spends on these forums, the worse it gets.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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