I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[Nickthequick]

G-string and rat flail.

 

[Blueruler182]

Sombrero and Mjolnir. Don't tell me you wouldn't love seeing Spanish Thor beating the ever loving shit out of the zombie horde.

But if it has to be real... Boots and machete. I'd like the ability to run through from the zombie horde and, if they're breaking through my front door, on the floor below me and having the staggering speed of half a turtle, I have plenty of time to grab my machete and start hackin'.

 

[Infernai]

Trenchcoat and Sonic Screwdriver

Who needs a weapon when you can destroy Dalek empires with nothing but a Sonic Screwdriver

I raise you one business suit and Laser Screwdriver!

 

[Serge A. Storms]

My leather jacket and a bottle of Jack

 

[Iconsting]

ACU camouflage pants and 3 wood golf club.

If it worked against Tiger Woods, it'll work against zombies.

 

[Evil mr dave]

My "Special" shorts and my Tennis Rocket/Umbrella!

Briefs and A Machine Gun.

I don't see how the machine gun is a melee weapon

he said machine gun, not machine gun and ammo or loaded machine gun, still viable melee weapon

 

[Blackjack 222]

Cowboy hat and a Cavalry Sabre

 

[Betancore]

My coat and my double bass bow. It'd snap after its first use, but oh well.

 

[Rensenhito]

My plaid bathrobe and my walking stick. Because if I'm gonna die in a zombie apocalypse, I wanna go out like Gandalf.

 

[Stormz]

Pair of pants so I'm not cold down there and a metal baseball bat

 

[SimpleChimp]

My right sock and the boken i keep in my room.

 

[Ben Jamin]

Jeans and the metal pole of a vacuum cleaner!

 

[Naeo]

Body oil + jackhammer Top hat with a monocle attached to it + one of those canes with the huge ball of metal at one end. Because fuck sense and practicality. Go ridiculous and awesome instead.

 

[iamded]

Batman t-shirt and glass Demon Energy bottle. Boo-yah!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

My running shoes and my katana. What else do I need?

 

[SovietX]

My gasmask and B.C. Rich Electric Guitar. (Thank god for their wacky designs, you could easily kill someone with one)

 

[Mjolnir36]

Bannana hammock and my Chinese Pug.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

My sweatpants and two hatchets (I don't know why my family has two hatchets, but fuck it).

 

[Zinaxos]

Stormtrooper helmet and a "Caution Wet Floor" sign.