I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[mrkeebz]

Pajama bottoms and a cricket bat

 

[Zorg Machine]

My Big Daddy suit with drill

Or a bath robe and a wii mote. The nunchuck will have to live up to it's name

 

[brunothepig]

My leather vest and my samurai one handed sword. Oh yeah. Cause then I'm metal enough to cause damage, plus I have an awesome weapon. It is blunt though... But the hilt is spiky.

 

[Limitedthought]

Definately my rainbow beanie and my dual rubber chickens.
They just love to...flop about. Oo hoo hoo hoo.

 

[Hemlet]

a towel and a prosthetic leg. Because for some reason beating zombies to death with a prosthetic limb just makes me chuckle.

 

[kommando367]

Hooded Robe and the Staff equivalent of a lightsaber.

 

[Why do I care]

Black hooded robe and my +3 lighting dagger.

Make a hell of a show.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Boxers and a katana.

priority one: fight way back into house to get honing/sharping stone. Cant survive a zombie apoc without a sharp blade

 

[Eternalsun]

black jeans with belt vest and NUNCHUCKS

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Imagine yourself taking a wonderful shower, getting all squeaky clean when its suddenly ruined by foul stench. Since your shower has been ruined by said odor, you cut it short. You go outside your bathroom feeling confident in the nude and thinking that the stench was just your neighbour in the apartment next door is just having another back-up in his toilet. You open your closet and put on [insert only one piece of clothing here], when out of no where a zombie breaks down your door. "ZOMG," your cry as you rush for your [insert any potential melee weapon found here] and beat its head in.

More zombies break in through your windows, and you rush outside with only your [insert previous mentioned piece of clothing here] on and your trusty [insert previous mentioned melee weapon here] and prepare your self for a zombie-smashing brawl!

Reply with your chosen piece of clothing and melee weapon ^-^

I picked my Fedora and my bass guitar.

Edit: I don't care if my dongle will be hanging out. I'll be lighter with just my hat and I could always use the dongle if the need *clears throat* rises xD

Hah! I laugh in the face of your Fedora with my Trilby! And I'll take a lightsaber as my melee.

 

[CloudTidusVaan]

Irish kilt (as that guy said in "The Hurt Locker": "If I'm going to die, I'm going to die comfortable." No, I'm not Irish, I just think the kilt looks cool)

Kilts are from Scotland, not Ireland

OT: Pyjama shorts and Yamaha Keyboard (as in a piano keyboard, not a computer one )

 

[ZombieLawngnome]

I put on my sunglasses and pull out out a chainsaw and utter retarded one liners after each zombie I kill while playing Who Are You by the Who in my head.

 

[llew]

jeans and my bb gun, i could mash there skulls in with the butt and slow them down by shootin as i run :3

 

[Pegghead]

I would take my shorts for clothing and my cricket bat for a weapon.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Jeff Banks Trenchcoat and masai machete.

 

[akakiba]

my winter bright blue blaket in a ancient greece, over the shoulder style.
weapon would be my fold able deck chair on my wardrobe.
i need to rest some time .

 

[Snownine]

Irish kilt (as that guy said in "The Hurt Locker": "If I'm going to die, I'm going to die comfortable." No, I'm not Irish, I just think the kilt looks cool) and my machete (doesn't need to be reloaded).

I didn't know the Irish wore kilts, I think of the Scottish when I think of kilts. You bring up a good point though. I would wear my dad's kilt and wield my old metal baseball bat.

 

[Magnesium360]

to be practical, running shoes so that I can move effectively (I'm ok at parkour and getting better) shame I can't have any pant's but it'll be too hard to get around without shoes. And my Fioretto (type of sword, and I spent some time learning to use it). Finally gives me a reason to own the thing.

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

Boxer shorts and an unfinished primstav (Norwegian calendar stick). Because I actually have it in my bedroom.

 

[Sark]

A pyjama onezie and a katana.