I'm unsure what this sexuality is... [No google results]

[Clearing the Eye]

I don't know ow to feel about this thread.

I'm scared.

Just continue clearing the eye and then you will see the real meaning of this thread.

I don't want to. You can't make me do it!

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

YOU'RE A FREAKISH MONSTER!!! oh god... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Oh yes, there'll be children alright.

 

[Dryk]

What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female. By this I mean I don't find girl-on-girl action interesting. I don't find a girl getting off interesting.

Victorian straight man, I'm calling it now. OP did you wake up in an icebox one day and find that everything around you was suddenly made from metal and moving really really fast?

 

[Murmillos]

*golf clap*
The OP is a hero...

 

[Thaluikhain]

YOU'RE A FREAKISH MONSTER!!! oh god... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

...

Telling the OP to think about children in this context...ok then.

 

[Daveman]

Did any of you even read the OP? He clearly states that

What my attraction towards is not solely female or male, but the interaction between male and female.

which means that he could be attracted to men if he was biologically female but retaining his current mind!
He's not solely attracted to a gender, but the interaction itself between man and woman.

I'm not sure how he could know that as he has never been a woman.

To the OP: Not liking girl on girl does not mean you're not straight. That's just stupid.

 

[purplecactus]

YOU'RE A FREAKISH MONSTER!!! oh god... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Oh yes, there'll be children alright.

You... you mean children born of a... a union between a man and a woman?

Oh my. That's... oh god no. NO!

 

[Zipa]

Cave troll detected in thread.

 

[Dragonclaw]

I don't think we have enough information to go by...he MAY only find that attraction when it's for procreation...and then ONLY in the missionary possition and with absolutely no foreplay...if so the word he's looking for is prude

details man, we need more details to fully analyze this deviancy of yours. You may need psychiatric help!

 

[Hjalmar Fryklund]

Well...I am not particulary turned on by girl-on-girl smut either, in fact it seems to turn me off. I also happen to be a straight man. You should probably not worry about this sort of thing too much.

YOU'RE A FREAKISH MONSTER!!! oh god... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Oh yes, there'll be children alright.

NO! Malevolent mewling midgets! Mercy!

Yep, it looks like it has happened.

We have now officially reached the point where people start forgetting there is such a thing as heterosexuality.

The conservatives were right!

[HEADING=1]THE END IS NIGH![/HEADING]

CAPTCHA: hot sauce

No, no, bad captcha, bad! You are embarrassing me!

 

[Boogie Knight]

If all else fails, just be yourself. Does putting a simplistic label on the complex interactions you have with other people really that important?

 

[Woodsey]

This is glorious work. That guy we had creating threads where he just said "******" over and over in his OPs a year or so ago could really learn something from you.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What is this?

This can't be a thing.

...

...

I think my brain just broke.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I have to admit this was pretty funny. xD

I actually thought I was asexual for a while but it turns out I just have medical problems that make sexy time very painful. It can be fixed tho so yay.

Spoiler: STRAWBS!

 

[Hazy992]

What is this I don't even...

Loki represents my sense of reason. The Hulk is this thread

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

What is this I don't even...

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Loki represents my sense of reason. The Hulk is this thread

Your sense of reason is a hottie.

Just saying

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

I didn't think that GIF could be used for everything.

I'm glad I was wrong

 

[Hazy992]

Your sense of reason is a hottie.

Just saying

No disagreements from me there

I didn't think that GIF could be used for everything.

I'm glad I was wrong

Indeed, it's incredibly practical

 

[elvor0]

I'm pretty sure this is a troll post, but I likes it. All these bollocky sexualities people make up annoy the hell of of me. If you like the opposite gender, you're Hetro, both is Bi, and the same is Homo; the rest is just pretentious rubbish.

 

[The Funslinger]

You're.... you're heterosexual? You weird freak. I am sickened to my core. GTFO my internet, damn you.

Ugh...this. Straight people make fucking sick. >.> It's just so unnatural.

I... I have a confession.

I like consensual, heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a condom! *Cries*

I'm sorry!

OT: In all seriousness: