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Baby Tea

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mikecoulter said:
Check my bank balance. Interest on my money must be good after 200 years.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Although, you'd probably be considered dead and everything would have been closed.
Poop.

Oh well! I'd look up my ancestors and become a media darling as 'That frozen guy from way back'.
I'd make millions! Although, in the future...millions probably isn't that much...so I'd make trillions!
 

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orangebandguy said:
I'd probably find my house. Unless it hasn't been blown up, and also to see how high my electricity bill is when I return.

Then probably have a feel good adventure with a gripping climax. Sounds fun.
Don't forget you have to find some love interest but have an inner monolog about how you can't be the one because you come from another time. But she decides to love you anyway. Then she dies somewhere near the end.
 

mikecoulter

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Baby Tea said:
mikecoulter said:
Check my bank balance. Interest on my money must be good after 200 years.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Although, you'd probably be considered dead and everything would have been closed.
Poop.

Oh well! I'd look up my ancestors and become a media darling as 'That frozen guy from way back'.
I'd make millions! Although, in the future...millions probably isn't that much...so I'd make trillions!
I think... After 50 years the government takes the money to help the economy. But technically, they're only lending it. Long lost family members in the future can ask for it back. ;) I watched Inheritance hunters once haha.
 

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Croaker42 said:
orangebandguy said:
I'd probably find my house. Unless it hasn't been blown up, and also to see how high my electricity bill is when I return.

Then probably have a feel good adventure with a gripping climax. Sounds fun.
Don't forget you have to find some love interest but have an inner monolog about how you can't be the one because you come from another time. But she decides to love you anyway. Then she dies somewhere near the end.
Oh no!

Knowing my luck that'd happen. I'm not a lucky person.
 

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ThreeWords said:
I reckon I would become an international celebrity, and the oldest man on earth, and spend the rest of my days being awesome
I like the way you think...
 

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Fniff said:
Imagine that you get kidnapped by an Alien. After a bit of probing and given lungs that can handle airs other then earth's, you get teleported to an alien planet, and frozen.

2209, a mining crew discovers you, and you get sent back to earth. What do you do then?

Me?

I would get a job, preferably one that gets you sent to the off worlds. Boo ya!
I would shit bricks

then probably find myself a nice asari girl to settle down with.
 

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pimppeter2 said:
Invade France.....


...assuming someone hasn't beaten me to the punch
Is that your answer to everything?

I'd become a history teacher. This plan assumes that teachers in future have the legal right to tase their students if they misbehave.
 

Kodlak

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I would get me some normal lungs again, then probably see if the Escapist is still going.
 

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orangebandguy said:
I'd probably find my house. Unless it hasn't been blown up, and also to see how high my electricity bill is when I return.

Then probably have a feel good adventure with a gripping climax. Sounds fun.
This,. but with a rifle.
 

Mr.Black

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I'd work for a shipping business with my quirky "grandfather", a cyclops, an angry robot, a hot asian, a stupid lobster and an agile Jamaican.
 

Ganthrinor

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I would immediately obtain a Rail Gun. Or the closest equivalent.


And then shoot things with it.
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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Kill myself cause everything I ever knew and loved was gone?



Just kididn, I would buy a ship and explore the universe. Or survive the wasteland, depending on which way humanity went.
 

kannibus

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Immediately ask: "Do still have sandwiches? Jam and tatties? Cock-a-leaky soup?"

Then take a leak to end all leaks. I've been holding it in for 200 years and I don't care if the damn toilet is already occupied. Just get out of my way.

Next check the Internet for all the future porn.

Finally, tell everyone that whatever they learned is history class was wrong, because we were actually ruled by a giant walking mechanical chicken.
 

Hristo Petrov

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Ill claim that I am the heir to Britain at the parade in honor of my coronation Ill blow myself up along with the entire city of London (apologies to all frenchmen)