Imagine me this..
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I'd explore how Earth has changed over the years. Maybe find a time machine and go back to my original life.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Failing that, become a hitchhiker.
Failing that, become a hitchhiker.
I would immediatly go and get beligerantly drunk, yell at random passersby things like, "Where I am from we drank this stuff from aluminum cans!", or "Sean Connery is the Only true James Bond". Then I would stand at the public urinals and ask people how to use these confusing contraptions. So I don't think my life would be much different.
Check my bank account to see if it still exists to help get me on my feet in the new world. Live like I would before. Get a job, get a girl, etc.
After the first year, I would begin writing a book about adjusting. Make how ever much money is the equivalent of billions in that time, and live happily in the new world knowing that all of the pricks from this century are gone(given, I'm sure I'll find new ones to hate).
After the first year, I would begin writing a book about adjusting. Make how ever much money is the equivalent of billions in that time, and live happily in the new world knowing that all of the pricks from this century are gone(given, I'm sure I'll find new ones to hate).
I would probably make attempts to contact them and bring them here again so I could kill them for their insolence
Distorted Stu said:
Oh wow that was funny... Yeah i agree, i would love to know that also.
Personally besides that, i would want to know what my family did without me... Who died of what and where they were now.
Write a biography, get on tv and reap all the money that people are willing to pay for books and interviews.
After having passed through the mandatory heart attack stage of being abducted, probed, frozen & being discovered 200 years later, I would find a Burger King. Afterward, I immediately go and find my grave site assuming that my family cared enough about me to have a funeral after the disappearance. I would then contemplate the screwed up mind fuck I had just been on and then stab myself in the neck with a number 2 pencil while throwing myself from a very tall tower.
I'd try and track down those damn aliens. I just want to know why the hell they would do that to me.
make sure when anyone asks me something on a moral dilemma to say...
unlike you kids, back in my day we'd...
(even if they are older than me)
unlike you kids, back in my day we'd...
(even if they are older than me)
I'd kick some alien ass(Or whatever the alien equivalent of an ass is) that's what!
How dare they abduct and freeze me!
The only alien whose ass would be left un-kicked would be whoever gave me the upgraded lungs, I would shake his alien-equivalent-of-a-hand and buy him an alien-equivalent-of-a-beer.
How dare they abduct and freeze me!
The only alien whose ass would be left un-kicked would be whoever gave me the upgraded lungs, I would shake his alien-equivalent-of-a-hand and buy him an alien-equivalent-of-a-beer.
Up until this last, page I was gonna say I'm surprised by the lack of people not looking for revenge.
Yes, I would seek sweet, sweet retribution against my alien captors, making a point of freezing every single one of them. Only for 199 years though, they did give me sweet lungs.
Yes, I would seek sweet, sweet retribution against my alien captors, making a point of freezing every single one of them. Only for 199 years though, they did give me sweet lungs.
I got work to do..... 200 years of video games I missed..... and not to mention the alien videogames I never heard of.
Well my first port of call would be to get into an argument so I could finally use the Nostalgia Critic's favourite line "I was FROZEN, today!" in an argument and for once it would be true. After that I guess i'd find a place to stay, and ***** about how everything was better in my day.
I'd start by finding and killing the aliens that probed me. Next, I'd steal their spaceship and go kidnap that sexy blue chick from Mass Effect and make babies with her. Then, I'd clone all the children and raise an army to take over the universe! Muwahahaha!