Improbability Drive.
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Hey, I'm also a stock class paintball player. I use a CCI Phantom.Eclectic Dreck said:
My most unlikely paintball story happened during a 3v1 game, everyone versus me. We were playing on a 4 acre field, a town surrounded by woods. They had a tendency to stick to the 'town' section of the field, never really venturing into the surrounding woods.
My strategy so far had been hit and run, trying to find a good angle on them, firing a few shots, then getting the hell out of there. About two minutes into the game, I had already eliminated one of them. By this point, I was in the trenches which was dug 4ish feet deep along one side of the town. I took a few shots from the right side of the trenches, then ran to the left. One of my opponents was shooting at me from about 50 feet away, so I decided to climb out of the trench and make my way to the nearby forest.
In my effort to very quickly leave the trench, I cocked my Phantom, jumped up onto the edge of the trench, took aim at my opponent, and began a sprint. Unfortunately for me, I had not yet cleared the small mound of dirt in front of the trench, so I tripped. I hit the ground while unintentionally somersaulting... Mid somersault, I accidentally took a shot. *Splat*
I had hit my opponent in the lens. This convinced that player and the two refs who were watching that I am a paintball God.
Yeah, that doesn't happen. At all.Greyfox105 said:
Edit: Oh, wait. Visor. Heh.
My friend dropped a bowl of soup on the floor facing down. Yet somehow the soup sprayed about 20 feet onto the back of my shirt and the nearby wall.
Biggest "LOL WAT" moment in my life.
Biggest "LOL WAT" moment in my life.
It's ok if I bow down to you right?LoopyDood said:
Well...this is freaky...I'm presently reading hitch hikers guide to the galaxy and today i just got to the part were they first talked about the improbability drive...honest to god!
I was holding a glass of orange pop while walking through my living room with white carpet...I tripped fell on my face and didnt spill a drop of my orange flavored beverage. I thought I was magic for 3 days following that event.
I was hit with a brick, but that doesn't enforce my insanity.
I'd say playing tf2, the laptop's solder melted while i was getting pyro'd. My warrenty banana must've rotted away.
I'd say playing tf2, the laptop's solder melted while i was getting pyro'd. My warrenty banana must've rotted away.
This wasnt me but it was to this day the best thing i have ever seen. My friend is pretty god damn rich, so he took me to the Platinum room of Star City casino is Sydney, and for those of you who dont know, the Platinum room is $10,000 buy in, the small blind alone on poker is $500.
ANYWAY
He's in there having a great time and im walking around because i didnt happent o have a spear 10k on me that day, so i see all these people crowded around this roulette table, this asian business tycoon is making a complete motza, he had the biggest pile of chips ive ever seen. The freakin casino manager was there watching it he had that much.
SO
He takes a 10k bet (which is the most you can do in roulette) and put it all on '0', and im pretty sure he'd won that 10grand so no big deal to him if he losses. anyway so he gets it .. he got a 35:1 payout off $10,000.
Walks away with $350,000, to this day ic an still barely believe it.
ANYWAY
He's in there having a great time and im walking around because i didnt happent o have a spear 10k on me that day, so i see all these people crowded around this roulette table, this asian business tycoon is making a complete motza, he had the biggest pile of chips ive ever seen. The freakin casino manager was there watching it he had that much.
SO
He takes a 10k bet (which is the most you can do in roulette) and put it all on '0', and im pretty sure he'd won that 10grand so no big deal to him if he losses. anyway so he gets it .. he got a 35:1 payout off $10,000.
Walks away with $350,000, to this day ic an still barely believe it.
I was with a group of friends waiting at a bus stop, and when the bus arrived just before the doors opened, one of my friends and I both simultaneously shouted "BUS!" in the same strange high pitched tone of voice. It was cool.
I went to Canberra (6 hours away from where I live) and the very first person I saw there was someone from my school.
Then I went to South Australia and met someone else from school in some miniscule 'town' in the middle of nowhere.
Then I went to Victoria and happened to be on the same plane as one of the teachers from school.
I swear they're following me. *looks around suspiciously*
Then I went to South Australia and met someone else from school in some miniscule 'town' in the middle of nowhere.
Then I went to Victoria and happened to be on the same plane as one of the teachers from school.
I swear they're following me. *looks around suspiciously*
Wait, you aren't going to take the "what girlfriend" bait?grimsprice said:
Nice.
OT: Probably answering 3 people's compltely different questions at the same time, before they said them, I have not idea how I did it, but I just said "Just flat out say it." and three people behind me wanted to know from their other friends: How to come out to their parents, how to ask out a girl they liked, and how to ask out a guy they liked (It was a girl)
Never met any of them again.
I know that sounds like utter bulls--t, but I swear hand on my genitals, may you rip them off if I'm lying, that is true.
Shortly after completing Half-Life 2, I was walking home from work one rainy night (cue thunder).
I'm about to walk under a bridge and suddenly see these shiny tentales hanging down. Kinda creeped me out as I was zoned out listening to my ipod.
Ok so they were just yellow power cables that were wet because of the rain. But I couldn't help think barnacles! It was a construction site. There were even barrels close by! It looked so much like a scene from the game, it was extremely surreal. Also, at that moment Tubular Bells (the omen soundtrack) started to play. Great timing!
I'm about to walk under a bridge and suddenly see these shiny tentales hanging down. Kinda creeped me out as I was zoned out listening to my ipod.
Ok so they were just yellow power cables that were wet because of the rain. But I couldn't help think barnacles! It was a construction site. There were even barrels close by! It looked so much like a scene from the game, it was extremely surreal. Also, at that moment Tubular Bells (the omen soundtrack) started to play. Great timing!
Singularly Datarific said:
basically on alot of rides, if you take WAY too long to get on the ride, the cars will back up and cause a sensor to go off making the ride think a car is stuck and cause an emergency shut down in the ride
It's a small world...
I currently live in Sydney, Australia, but I was born in Stockholm, Sweden. There was only one other family of Australians living in the hotel where we lived at that time, and they had a son a few months older than me. In fact, my mother actually signed this kid's passport while she was in the hospital, about to give birth to me, so he and his family could travel back to Australia.
15 years go by, and we never see or hear from each other again. Then, about halfway through a school term, due to some real issues I was having at my old school, I transfer to a new highschool. A really small highschool that practically nobody in Sydney has heard of.
You won't believe it, but, that same guy from Sweden transfers to that school, into my class, the day after I got there. Of course, we'd never met, so we didn't realise anything was up until I mentioned his name to my parents. But the odds of it just seem so astronomically small...It's crazy. =3
I currently live in Sydney, Australia, but I was born in Stockholm, Sweden. There was only one other family of Australians living in the hotel where we lived at that time, and they had a son a few months older than me. In fact, my mother actually signed this kid's passport while she was in the hospital, about to give birth to me, so he and his family could travel back to Australia.
15 years go by, and we never see or hear from each other again. Then, about halfway through a school term, due to some real issues I was having at my old school, I transfer to a new highschool. A really small highschool that practically nobody in Sydney has heard of.
You won't believe it, but, that same guy from Sweden transfers to that school, into my class, the day after I got there. Of course, we'd never met, so we didn't realise anything was up until I mentioned his name to my parents. But the odds of it just seem so astronomically small...It's crazy. =3
I once found a perfectly good Snickers bar on the floor in my old car. I did not recall purchasing one, and none of my friends admitted to buying it either. It was hot enough that day that it could not have been in my car for more than a few minutes without A/C and still be solid. Thus, it had not been there long.
I came to the conclusion that my old '96 Geo Prism spawned Snickers bars for my enjoyment.
I came to the conclusion that my old '96 Geo Prism spawned Snickers bars for my enjoyment.
I guess one of the more memorable ones was throwing a ping pong ball against the wall and having it bounce six or so times before landing in one of the other teams cups in beer pong. It just happened to come to mind. We had no idea how to score it.