In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[TheBoulder]

"Doesn't Russia have, like, a million nukes?"

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

No, let's not. Candlejack is stu

 

[Contun]

There was a girl in my year at school who was a regular font of questions like this:

"What did the Berlin Wall divide?"
"Does a pound coin weigh a pound?"

Also this Candlejack nonsense is silly and not particularly funny. See, Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. No one cares.

...and he was never seen again.

 

[Sam17]

"Are Sharks extinct?"

My ex

 

[HotKakes]

"Okay, seriously, what is a Dresser supposed to be? Is it a closet or something?" I got so much ridicule for this question. I can't help it, I'm a guy from a predominately male family. Dressers aren't around, even with my mother.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"What does thus mean?" - A girl in my English 11 class. The worst part is she pronounced it wrong. And we were a week or two into reading Macbeth and had come across the word "thus" multiple times before that.

 

[Wintermoot]

is this the real life?
is this just fantasie?

 

[Wintermoot]

There was a girl in my year at school who was a regular font of questions like this:

"What did the Berlin Wall divide?"
"Does a pound coin weigh a pound?"

Also this Candlejack nonsense is silly and not particularly funny. See, Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. No one cares.

and after that candlejack took him-

 

[Inuprince]

Any girl saying : Can't we just stay friends?

I mean it makes sense in someway - it's not totally ridiculous - but still damn if this has come up you have probably proposed for a stronger relationship between you and her - she should just say : Sorry your not my type/or any other damn reason - rather than trying to slip out with this question ...

No offense to girls I'm in a 2 year old relationship but I think I'm not the only one who has been asked this question which in certain situation (when you love someone sooo very much and want a relationship with her more than anything else in the world) and then you could tear out your hair with both hands and will leave you depressed for quite a time ...

 

[Knusper]

"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

I grew up with that game haha. Although Where in time is Carmen Sandiego was better.

O.T. "If a cannonball doesn't explode when it hits you, then how would it kill you?"

Also, "How did they get that close to the Sun [it was in science and we were looking at photos of the surface of the sun taken from space telescopes] without dying?"

These weren't asked by me, by the way.

 

[Jaranu]

"Can't we just be happy with each other?"

Worse thing is, this was a serious question by the Dutch Prime Minister.

The scary threads in the basement...

Also OT:
"Why can't we all live in peace?"

Looks like got ourselves a couple of cynics here. I mean come on, are you really so negative that questions asking why we can't play nice are idiotic to you?

I view it as a stupid question because its pretty obvious WHY nations and people don't get along.

 

[Mr. Google]

What ridiculously stupid questions have you heard (or said) in the past? The funnier the better folks!

P.S. Ohh so thaaats what the basement is... *opens door* OH SWEET JESUS! *slams door and runs and hides*

What...Is...the...BASEMENT!

 

[sirtommygunn]

"Doesn't Russia have, like, a million nukes?"

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

No, let's not. Candlejack is stu

You people are so easy to trick into saying Candle Ja-
oh, oh geez, I'm starting to see how he gets all of you guys.
OT: girl:"what's 12 - 6?"

 

[lightningmagurn]

"Who knows which U.S. State Mitt Romney is Govenor of?"
Mitt Romney was govenor of the state I live in, MA.
"OOOH! I KNOW! JAPAN!

 

[HarvesterofSorrow]

"I wonder who invented weed"
I feel bad for her parents

 

[RanD00M]

"What is 1+1?"
That was asked by a girl that is my age and in the same school as I. She really isn't the brightest of folk.

 

[Bobipine]

Skipped a lot of posts but...

At university!

"Is it because of gravity that parachutists goes upward when they deploy their parachutes?"

and also clean off "What is gravity?"
(both asked by other people then me, and I just finished reading the previous posts and learned some things, like that certain jack in a box but that lives in a pumpkin or something)

 

[Angryman101]

"Can't we just be happy with eachother?"

Worse thing is, this was a serious question by the Dutch Prime Minister.

I would love to hear the context of this quotation.
In my current stats class:
"Can you, like, explain that again?"
After the professor does the step by step process for about half an hour.
Him: "Alright, do you understand now?"
Same girl: "Yeah...like...No, I don't get it. What's that thing that looks like a tadpole with two tails (alpha)?"
This is the same concept we'd been using for the past three weeks. Sighs were had by me.

 

[Jodah]

Spoiler

[http://img46.imageshack.us/i/stupiditye.jpg/]

Wait...what?

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

There was a girl in my year at school who was a regular font of questions like this:

"What did the Berlin Wall divide?"
"Does a pound coin weigh a pound?"

Also this Candlejack nonsense is silly and not particularly funny. See, Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. No one cares.

...and he was never seen again.

Nope. Still here. Still typing Candlejack. See? No problem.

 

[Proctorninja]

Candlejack... see there is nothing to fe