In Case Of.....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Try to reason.

In case of reasoning failing...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...beg for mercy.

In case of pleas going unheard...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hope you have said your goodbyes.

In case of having forgotten to say goodbyes.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...get out cellphone and call whoever's first on the contact list.

In case of cellphone having no battery...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...then get o-*Stabbed by Jaywebbs.*

In case of death by Jaywebbs...

 

[Sassafrass]

Haunt him from beyond the grave.

In case of Jaywebbs becoming a long running joke.

 

[The Rockerfly]

End it before it becomes unfunny

In case of a hairy moles

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...avert your eyesight from it.

In case of injections...

 

[SteakHeart]

Replace it with heroin.

In case of Matrix Ninjas...

 

[Ren3004]

... don't run, you'll only die tired.


In case of Matrix pirates...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use binary to kill.

In case of Agent Smith...

 

[Sassafrass]

Use Neo to destroy him.

In case of Neo failing to destroy Smiths.

 

[COR 2000]

Then Go "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" to this video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBaeSq_R38Q&feature=related]

In case of the Matrix....

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

Then shut down the computer.

In case of inflatable arm flailing tube men attacks.

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't put your hair near them.

In case of Sylar Sas.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...beat them with an aluminum baseball bat. A little tough love never killed anyone.

In case of tough love totally killing someone...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

..prepare to change tactics.

In case of epic fail...

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

Be prepared for shame

In case of ninja...