In Case Of.....

[irishdelinquent]

Bottle it, and donate it to the local blood bank. Conversely, put it in balloons to throw at trick-or-treaters in a week.

In case of an onset of Ormagoden (the giant metal demon beast from Brutal Legend)

 

[Azraellod]

...wait for acid rain to cause them to rust over a period of several decades.

In case of needing things faster...

 

[Ren3004]

... do them yourself.

In case of ants...

 

[The Rockerfly]

use oil and a match

In case of Hungarian people

 

[Ren3004]

... make an English-Hungarian dictionary.

In case of Monty Python...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to have high brow humor.

In case of doom...

 

[Ren3004]

...enjoy your last days.


In case of an army of doom...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...read survival guide on zombie apocalypses.

In case of owls...

 

[Ren3004]

...grab your shotgun


In case of having no shotgun around...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...use knives

in the case of no knives

 

[Sassafrass]

Use forks. They're just as deadly.

In case of deadly weapons.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...keep in cabinet.

In case of Necromancers...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...counter with Bruce Campbell.

In case of bank robbers...

 

[Sassafrass]

Join in and steal money.

In case of bank robbers not being friendly to you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to soak up some bullets.

In case of sasquatch...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Party

In case of long... hard... Submarines...

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't think of long hard submarines.

In case of jaywebbs.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...run! He's murderous.

In case of being unable to run from the murderous Jaywebbs...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hide behind some poor sap. Who is fat.

In case of being unable to hide behind a fat guy.

 

[KC_spot]

Grab a shotgun.

In case of no shotgun shells...