In Case Of.....

Ren3004 · Oct 20, 2009

... kneecap your friend.

In case of having no friends...

Sassafrass · Oct 20, 2009

Pray to whichever God you pray to.

In case of said God being out.

Ren3004 · Oct 20, 2009

... leave a message.

In case of winning an Oscar...

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 20, 2009

...don't give a long acceptance speech.

In case of Britney Spears...

Sassafrass · Oct 20, 2009

Think of Katy Perry.

In case of Russell Brand.

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 20, 2009

...avert children's eyes from the hair.

In case of Russell Brand buying you a petting zoo...

Ren3004 · Oct 20, 2009

...avert children's eyes from the hair.

In case of wild hair...

The Rockerfly · Oct 20, 2009

Mosh, you will look awesome

In case of failing a guitar solo

Ren3004 · Oct 20, 2009

... smash it.

In case of smashed guitar...

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 20, 2009

...burn it. Burn it with fire.

In case of burning, smashed guitar...

Ren3004 · Oct 20, 2009

... stick it in a woodchipper.

In case of broken woodchipper...

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 20, 2009

...apply duct tape vigorously.

In case of lack of duct tape...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 20, 2009

...use electric tape.

In case of chinchilla...

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 20, 2009

...marvel at his awesomitude.

In case of too much marvelling...

nastar · Oct 20, 2009

do not speak.

In case of being shot at....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 20, 2009

...take cover, and return fire!

In case of getting shot...

VaudevillianVeteran · Oct 20, 2009

...fire back.

In case of need of first aid...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 21, 2009

...call the paramedics.

In case of plasmid attack...

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 21, 2009

...dive behind a Big Daddy and let him take care of it.

In case of Big Daddy deciding to hurt you instead...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 21, 2009

...run like hell.

In case of Run Like Hell (game)...