In Case Of.....

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...stop doing drugs. Chinchillas are never sensitive. Feelings are a thing for cattle, or making love, or playing the baliset! Not fighting!

In case of chinchillas totally about to go medieval in here...

 

[Sassafrass]

PLAY IT PHIL COLLINS TO TIP IT OVER THE EDGE!!!!


In case of reaching internet punch.

EDIT: Ninja'd, but it sorta works.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...then get internet punched?

[sub]Hey, I said chinchillas are never sensitive. There's a subtle difference. And you completely missed the Dune reference.[/sub]

In case of missing the Dune reference...

 

[Sassafrass]

Figure out what Dune is.
[sup]Little help...[/sup]

In case of hatred for not knowing of Dune.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...then educate [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)] yourself quickly, before more hatred is heaped upon you.

In case of Phil Collins spontaneously exploding...

 

[Sassafrass]

Replace him with Greenday.

In case of Greenday spontaneously exploding.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...say a short prayer to Cthulhu to thank him for accomplishing such a thing.

In case of being driven insane by Cthulhu...

 

[Sassafrass]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

In case of being too insane to reply properly.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...paint pictures and strange symbols on the walls with your blood.

In case of only pretending to be insane...

 

[Sassafrass]

Be grateful that the doc was easy to fool.
Make sure the cake is safe...and monkeys don't take over.

In case of being actually insane.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Sit back and enjoy the ride

In case of evil hair minions

 

[Ren3004]

... use Head & Shoulders...?


In case of having to do a honest day's work...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...trick others into doing it for you.

In case of ravenous hunger...

 

[Jedamethis]

Eat.

In case of lack of food...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...cut off your left leg and eat that. It's not like you were using it anyway, right?

In case of having already eaten your left leg...

 

[Sassafrass]

Eat your ears. You'll not need them...

In case of hunger persisting.

 

[Ren3004]

... eat your right leg.


In case of cannibals...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hope to God they've eaten.

In case of hungry cannibals.