In Case Of.....

[Fraught]

...do some slapstick comedy and hit the one in the nuts who said mentioned bad jokes.

In case of emergency exit being closed while the house is burning...

 

[Sam G]

Use window.

In case of bulletproof glass windows...

 

[Jedamethis]

Hammertime!

In case of hammer and bulletproof glass...

 

[Ren3004]

...grab a conveniently placed rocket launcher.


In case of tanks that shoot fire...

 

[Sassafrass]

Kill it with fire. Or a RPG.

In case of RPG.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Quit playing and get a life

In Case of dual-defined acronyms

 

[Ren3004]

... have fun confusing people.


In case of an army of crying babies...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...bring pacifier artillery.

In case of the Grim Reaper...

 

[Ren3004]

... wait until Halloween is over.


In case of seizures...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...put towel in mouth to prevent choking on tongue.

In case of fat girls...

 

[Sassafrass]

Remember, their bottoms make the world go round.

In case of Queen.

 

[Sassafrass]

Play them [HEADING=2]LOUDER!!!![/HEADING]

In case of review of above user.

[sup]Yes, I'm writing it now along with nineteen more.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...insert tooth pick into ear.
...stop drop and roll away from review?

In case of retard trying to make retarded poses (such as lying down while playing and rolling around) while sucking at easy songs in Rock Band...

 

[Sassafrass]

Destroy it with gas. That always works.

In case of ninja attack on The White House.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...panic.

In case of P3N!5...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...call doctor, live in shame and pain.

In case of taking shower with cut 'member'...

 

[Trivun]

Yell and scream loudly until your hot female flatmates arrive, then reveal it was only ketchup

In case of crazy psycho stalker OCD girl living next door...