Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Oct 18, 2009 #1,001 ... sit down and watch. Unless it's episode I. In case of episode I...
Sam G New member Jul 14, 2009 2,580 0 0 Oct 18, 2009 #1,002 Get Star-Obama to call a star-ceasefire. In case of spoony bard...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,003 ...Try to kill him with your staff, and miss repeatedly because you're an old man. [sup]Tellah, right?[/sup] In case of mystery murders...
...Try to kill him with your staff, and miss repeatedly because you're an old man. [sup]Tellah, right?[/sup] In case of mystery murders...
T The Rockerfly New member Dec 31, 2008 4,649 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,004 Make the killing public In case of getting to 1000 posts ^-^
Yersinia pestis New member Oct 15, 2009 60 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,005 Have a party In case of missing the 1000 posts party...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,006 ...get drunk and jump off a bridge. In case of lacking depth perception...
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,008 ...run, you fools! In case of LOTR quotes...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,009 ...force the one who quoted them to dress up like the character he quoted. In case of pink spotted cheese graters...
...force the one who quoted them to dress up like the character he quoted. In case of pink spotted cheese graters...
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,010 ... grate pink spotted cheese? [sub]Dressing up as Gandalf... that's not too bad.[/sub] In case of not waving a wizard hat around...
... grate pink spotted cheese? [sub]Dressing up as Gandalf... that's not too bad.[/sub] In case of not waving a wizard hat around...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,011 ...don't cast spells. [sup]meh, it wasn't meant to be. I couldn't come up with anything better, because I lack knowledge about lord of the rings[/sup] In case of a paper plane air force...
...don't cast spells. [sup]meh, it wasn't meant to be. I couldn't come up with anything better, because I lack knowledge about lord of the rings[/sup] In case of a paper plane air force...
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,012 Kill it with fire! In case of accidentally burning your hair...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,013 ...buy a wig. In case of a wig shortage...
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,014 ... make one with ferret hair. In case of remakes...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,015 ...buy only if you haven't played the original. In case of an unlikely coincidence...
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,016 ...become suspiscious. (Ninja'd) In case of videogame movies...
Azraellod New member Dec 23, 2008 4,375 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,017 ...they'll probably ruin it. I advise not watching them. In case of the moon crashing into the earth...
...they'll probably ruin it. I advise not watching them. In case of the moon crashing into the earth...
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,018 ...ask the sun for some help. In case of volcanic eruptions...
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,019 ...create a dam to divert the lava. In case of the flu...
VaudevillianVeteran No Comment Necessary. Sep 19, 2009 54,592 0 0 Oct 19, 2009 #1,020 ...don't exceed dosage of more than 50,000 pills a day. In case of bad jokes...
