In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... do nothing, you're as good as dead.


In case of cake...

 

[Sassafrass]

It is not a lie anymore.

In case of above statement being false.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Move onto Cakepie.

In case of Opera...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

... remove your ears.

In case of surprise sex...

 

[Sassafrass]

=)

In case of surprise sex with your mate's girlfriend.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Prepare for the awkward morning after.

In case of awkwardness...

 

[Ren3004]

...don't tell your mate.


In case of your mate finding out...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

...be sure to pack the riot shield.

In case of living refrigerators...

 

[Ren3004]

... find somewhere else to hide the corpse.


In case of flooding...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

... harness the power of those little beads in the stuffing of diapers to soak up all the water.

In case of your cabbage gaining sentience...

 

[Ren3004]

... kill it with fire.


In case of the fire gaining sentience...

 

[Sassafrass]

KILL IT WITH WATER!!!

In case of water gaining sentience.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Run in fear! That's over 70% of the Earth!

In case of my sentence gaining sentience...

 

[Sassafrass]

Just delete it. Simples.

In case of killer meerkats.

 

[Ren3004]

...make a fort.


In case of the fort burying you alive...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Invent a device that deletes meerkat's legs.
Invent a device that deletes forts.

In case of killer duct tape...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Run as far and fast as possible.

In case of Duct tape catching up with you...

 

[Ren3004]

...nothing you can do, you're dead. Just like that...

In case of ninjas...
[sub]Seriously, Vee, did you have to do that?[/sub]

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Kill it with your Incinerate plasmid.

In case of your internal organs turning into razor blades.

 

[Sassafrass]

Just don't die...

In case of Steve hating you.