In Case Of.....

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Tell Steve to get over it.

In case of a flood of used needles...

 

[Ren3004]

... wear a suit of armor.

In case of Steve being a mass murderer...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Call 1-800-CRIMESTOPPERS. Damn I hope that's seven letters.

In case of the previously stated phone number not being seven letters...

 

[Sassafrass]

Hope and pray for something to happen.

In case of EVIL.

 

[Ren3004]

... what's the problem with that?


In case of having your dark soul filled with LIIIIIIGHT...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Call 1-800-THEPOPE.
Call 1-800-EVILPLZ

In case of the line being busy...

 

[Sassafrass]

Please hold. *duh da daa...*

In case of being put on hold forever.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Visit their facility, conveniently located in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

In case of Green Bay not being convenient...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...visit their HQ in Taipei.

In case of Taipei not being convenient...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Call 1-CON-VENIENT.

In case of this thread going past page 42...

 

[Sassafrass]

Celebrate like it's 1699.

In case of Rye or The Kaiser.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Act like I understand your question.

In case I dont understand your question? Or know who Rye or The Fraiser are?

 

[Disaster Button]

Have someone else answer.

In case of QUESTION INTERCEPTION?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

FUMBLE!

In case of a fly in your milk?

 

[Disaster Button]

Call the waiter.

In case of the waiter being a dick?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Kick him in the testicles.

In case of the dick waiter not having testicles?

 

[Disaster Button]

Kick him in vah jay jay.

In case of his vagina falling off with the force of your kick?

 

[Sassafrass]

Lol endlessly.

In case of waiter murderising you.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Two words. ****. Punch.

In case of the **** punch being blocked...

 

[Disaster Button]

Call in your Army of Bees so murderise him before he can do the same to you by throwing back your **** punch.

In case of the Army of Bees going insane..