In Case Of.....

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Flamethrowerize them.

In case of the flamthrowerization failing...

 

[Sassafrass]

Use smoke to confuse them.

In case of smoke confusing you.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Lay off the Mary-jah-wahn-ah.

In case of your bedsheets bursting into flames..

 

[Disaster Button]

Get a snowman to jump on your bed but make sure he doesn't try anything whilst he cools you off in his big strong arms.

In case of snowmen stalkers.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Falcon PAWNCH!!!

In case of Captain Falcon...

 

[Sassafrass]

KILL EM WITH FIRE!!!

In case of fire.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Falcon Pawnch?

In case of a fire tornado...

 

[Disaster Button]

A simple fire extinguisher/hoover.

In case of a complex fire extinguisher/hoover that requires you to stand on your face and dance like a fairy to use it?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Better start dancing.

In case of an evil fire extinguisher that spews liquid hate...

 

[Sassafrass]

Counter it with kittehs!

In case of evil KITTEHS!!!

 

[Disaster Button]

Remember that Kittens can be kicked right in there adorable faces.
I love kittens..

In case of shed attack.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Attack the shed with your liquid hate fire extinguisher. Which I shall now refer to as LHFE. Pronounced 'life'.

In case of your pants exploding...

 

[Sassafrass]

Stop reverse pickpocketing mines.

In case of house attack.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

book-o-matches.

In case of un-original posts...

 

[Sassafrass]

LEARN TO MAKE ORIGINAL POSTS!!!

IN CASE OF RAGE!!!!!

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Don't type in ALL CAPS!!one1!

In case of a broken condom...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...blame Communism and claim it's Tom Cruise's baby.

In case of Stalin...

 

[Disaster Button]

Remember your infertile and enjoy your well deserved Orgasm.
Remember he's only a Zombie.

In case of posting in the right thread this time?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...give yourself a cookie.

In case of having no cookies to reward yourself with...

 

[Disaster Button]

Break down into floods of tears and bash some heads.

In case of homicidal rage.