In Case Of.....

[Desert Warrior]

Burn it WITH FIRE!!

In case of Cthulhu is a Cuttlefish

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Consult abridged edition of Necronomicon.

In case of mutant bees...

 

[sage42]

go to stem cell clinic.

In case of every mythological creature being real...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Piss pants, pass out in fear, wake up, find fire axe, emulate Duke Nukem.

In case of time machine failure in the 16th century...

 

[Phantomess]

Do like the Doctor and leave important messages for someone to save you in the future.

In case of completing the wrong assignment (and handing it in)...

 

[AvsJoe]

Run up to your teacher and cry and beg for mercy and make an ass of yourself in the hopes that your mark will be raised because of it.

In case of Zombie Vampires having an all out war with Mutant Werewolves...

 

[AvsJoe]

Douse yourself in lighter fluid and strike a match. Soon you will stop caring about food poisoning.

In Case of a tag-team of Zombie Gandhi and the Buddha...

 

[SteakHeart]

Summon Pokey to neutralize them.

In case of Rapture's demise...

 

[experiment0789]

Learn how to swim

in case of a BUNNY invasion..

 

[Azraellod]

send me in. bunnies taste delicious.
[sup]*meow*[/sup]

in the event of your food being to cold...

 

[Jedamethis]

Apply Fire

In case of School...

 

[Azraellod]

learn stuff.

in case of searing heat...

 

[rylus5]

make nuclear winter!

in case of nuclear winter