In Case Of.....

[The Rockerfly]

...Make them true, then he won't be a liar, that would be the worst crime committed that day

In case of The Batman

 

[Jedamethis]

Hide the chocolate

In case of -snip-...

 

[The Rockerfly]

[small]Wait wtf with you answer?[/small]

...Create more discussion

In case of pirating...

 

[RanD00M]

...call your mechanic.

In case of flaming pubes...

 

[The Rockerfly]

[small] I think our answers are getting stupider and stupider all the time[/small]

Use an extinguisher

In case of dragon attack

 

[Sam G]

Summon Cthulu.

In case of Cthulu...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Summon Cthulu because otherwise you're fucked

In case of 4chan

 

[Ren3004]

... hide and wait until they get bored. On run.


In case of being attack by flaming rabbits...

 

[Captain Pancake]

get smeagol to munch them all down. [sub]nom nom nom...[/sub]

In case of immature and silly forum game answers...

 

[Ren3004]

... give a totally serious answer. Like this one.


In case of giant mutant monsters...

 

[Jedamethis]

Turn them into the X-Men

[small]Wait wtf with you answer?[/small]

Spoiler: Have you not seen the poster?

In case of spontaneous combustion...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Turn them into the X-Men

[small]Wait wtf with you answer?[/small]

Spoiler: Have you not seen the poster?

In case of spontaneous combustion...

Stop drop and roll

...Holy fuck that's awesome
Kinda reminds me of a similar thing that someone showed me

Spoiler

Anyway back ontopic, this is one thread I don't want to derail

In case of barrel rolls

 

[Jedamethis]

In case of meme infection...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...rub internet with lye and steel wool.

In case of rope burn on your groin...

 

[Ren3004]

... cry in pain.

In case of being kidnapped by kangaroos...

 

[COR 2000]

Accept your newfound double-X chromosome.
Also, befriend one of them and call him Jack.

In case of Pax Romana....

 

[Ren3004]

Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum.


In case of Latin...

 

[BakaMick]

...hit with dictionary till English is the primary language.

In case of mental patients...

 

[Sam G]

Apply taser.

In case of Spartans...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...never say 'This is madness'.

In case of angry girlfriends...