In Case Of.....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use a different expression or word.

In case of Zerg Rush...

 

[Azraellod]

...get annoyed. I want time to set up, go away.

In case of impatience...

 

[Sassafrass]

Remember that it is a virtue.

In case of patience.

 

[Azraellod]

...do nothing. You're being patient, you don't need to do anything yet.

In case of lead poisoning sustained through 3 bullets to the chest...

 

[Sassafrass]

Take them down with water.

In case of goats that are swollen.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...bury your treasure, burn your crops.

In case of sasquatches that are psycho...

 

[Azraellod]

...amputate your arms and legs.

In case of your alarm clock breaking...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...pass me a napkin, and don't you dare tell my mother.
Sleep in, blame being late to work on Tom Cruise. Works every time.

In case of Sleestak lightning...

 

[Azraellod]

...stand outside in a lightening storm. Free power if you get hit.

In case of losing hair in a lightening storm...

 

[SimpleChimp]

. . . give a concentrated form to your girl friend so she gets it. Then sleep with her. then say you got it from her.

In case of her catching you in your Syphilis/cheating cover up . . .

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...blame Bram Stoker, as Tom Cruise is unfortunately unavailable.

In case of Tom Cruise not being around to take the blame...

 

[SimpleChimp]

Use Will Smith.

In case of will smith getting the gig as Captain America

Spoiler: i know

that it was a rumor

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...hope desperately that RareDevil is joking.

In case of Hollywood screwing the pooch yet again...

 

[Sassafrass]

Laugh at the decline in Hollywood.

In case of sudden Hollywood upswing in quality movies.

 

[Azraellod]

...visit the cinemas more often.
...commit suicide. It's leaving early to avoid the rush.

In case of being insulted...