In Case Of.....

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...make sure it's chocolate milk you're drinking.

In case of words with more than one meaning...

 

[Disaster Button]

..tell someone you're going to sleep with them and based on how they react, you may have pulled.

In case of sleeping with a horse you thought was a woman in your chocolate milk induced delerium..

 

[Sassafrass]

GTFO of it's stable...

In case of horsey love.

 

[Disaster Button]

..Make sure you find one and treat it right.

In case of your horse soul mate being turned into glue..

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...swear undying hatred for the glue company.

In case of needing to exact revenge upon the glue company...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...purchase explosive devices.

In case of pre-mature explosions...

 

[Ren3004]

... buy some bionic limbs.


In case of bionic limb malfunction...

 

[Disaster Button]

..write a letter of complaint to the manufacturer.

In case of your arms falling off..

 

[Ren3004]

... reattach them.


In case of not knowing how to perform microssurgery...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...use the glue that was made from your horsey soul mate to reattach your bionic arms! Irony!

In case of irony...

 

[Disaster Button]

Revel in it.

In case of eating too many Revels..

 

[Ren3004]

... have a revelation.


In case of bad pun...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...realize that someone out there finds it punny.

[sup]Ba-dum-tish![/sup]

In case of being shot for terrible puns...

 

[Sassafrass]

You deserved it...

In case of not being shot for bad puns.

 

[Ren3004]

... ask to ride shotgun in the mortician's car. BLAM
... shoot yourself.
[sub]Damn you, do you know how long I spent to think that one up?[/sub]


In case of exploding rabbits...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Get them in line and see if you can get a domino effect going

In case of failing

 

[Ren3004]

... cry.


In case of failing at failing...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...then you WIN!

In case of winning...

 

[Ren3004]

... celebrate.


In case of being out of party hats...

 

[Sassafrass]

Use traffic cones.

In case of being drunk with traffic cones.