In Case Of.....

[Disaster Button]

Imprison them in your dungeon of horrors for all eternity. Or your basement, whatever.

In case of eating a piece of evil flavoured candy.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Enjoy it, they don't make evil like they used to.

In case of those blasted England-ers using U in flavor.

 

[Disaster Button]

Remember we made you and we can unmake you.

In case of a Grammar Fight.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Bring the nukes. Or as you shall spell it, Nuukes.

In case of a nuuke...

 

[Disaster Button]

Hit the Disaster Buuuuutton and watch as it raises a shield.

In case of too many U's...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Summon Soulja Boy and watch as the 'Yooooouuuuuuus' dissappear.

In case of crappy rap and whicked rhymes.

 

[Sassafrass]

Put the Soulja Boy down...

In case of too many z's.

 

[Disaster Button]

Remind yourself that Kanye West will be dead soon and everything will be ok.
Call ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZorro.

In case of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZorro being unavailable..

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...don't assume that you're a gay fish.
...call in Bruce Campbell.

In case of people calling you a gay fish...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Consider speaking with a psychiatrist, as you might be a gay fish.

In case of being Jesse Jackson...

 

[Disaster Button]

Kill youself.

Incase of remembering an earlier post when realising this thread hit Page 42..

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Forget what that post was.

In case of forgetting what that post was.

 

[Disaster Button]

Be thankful you're not sad enough to remember it.

In case of Homicidal Sheep with guns that shoot horses...

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The always faithful LHFE.

In case of wishing that a certain button of disaster tell me what the certain post about page 42 was...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Learn to not kill jokes


In case of explosive diarrhea

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...locate spontaneous toilet.

In case of the revival of the spontaneous toilet...

 

[Sassafrass]

Worship it like a God.

In case of God disliking worship of spontaneous toilet.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...give unto It human sacrifice.

In case of spontaneous toilet being pleased with your sacrifices...

 

[Sassafrass]

Proceed to worship it accordingly.

In case spontaneous toilet getting bored.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...run as spontaneous toilet tries to eat you.

In case of needing to slay spontaneous toilet...