In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

... collect your paycheck.


In case of getting no paycheck...

 

[Azraellod]

...quit your job.

In case of unemployment...

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

...go crazy and shoot everyone in sight

in case of no bullets...

 

[Azraellod]

...have a hold up inside the gun store.

In case of them calling your bluff about shooting them with an empty gun...

 

[Ren3004]

...throw the gun at them.


In case of being outgunned...

 

[Sassafrass]

Run away as fast as you can.

In case of being too slow.

 

[Ren3004]

... die.


In case of a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning...

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

is it yours or mine? if it's mine win
if it's yous, lose and die

In case of neither?

 

[SteakHeart]

TIME PARADOX!

In case of broken mouse...

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

DUCT TAPE!

in case of no duct tape...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Use blue tac, sticky back plastic, super glue or regular glue

In case of changing the topic entirely

 

[Sassafrass]

Bring back the duct tape.

In case of not understanding the duct tape obsession.

 

[Sassafrass]

DON'T LOOK AT THE GOAT!!!!!

In case of not getting the look at goat thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

Wonder what the hell you're were on about.

[sup]No movie references here.[/sup]

In case of goat who is stupid.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...facepalm yourself into unconsciousness.

In case of cyborg raptor ninjas...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Realise you've stop the conversation

In case of waiting for a pizza to cook