In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

...run.


In case of falling on a pool of your own vomit in the middle of the road...

 

[Ren3004]

... get a twin brother and blame it on him.


In case of having no twin brother...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...blame it on Satan.

In case Satan says "What the hell man, I was busy watching MTV!"...

 

[Ren3004]

... blame MTV.

In case of MTV stopping with reality shows...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...do something with it...

In case of ghost that look like it might be a member of a local racist union...

 

[Ren3004]

... ban him with a black cross.


In case of changing your avatar...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...hope you can stick to the plan.

In case of failing to stick to the plan....
[sup]I was supposed to keep this until the end of the month, but now I might just keep it...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... improvise.


In case of failing your improvisation...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...prepare to have your body torn by bullets.

In case you are not shot to death...

 

[Ren3004]

... bleed slowly to death.


In case of your blood coagulating...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...try to call an ambulance.

In case of getting ran over by the ambulance (GTA4 style)...

 

[ShotgunShaman]

...play dead so the crazy man leaves you alone.

In case of unbridled joy...

 

[GreyWolf257]

...imagine your mother having sex, so as to bring you down from your joy-high.

In case of getting caught watching a hilarious brand of porn...

 

[Metric Monkey]

...explain that it's hilarious.

In case of rick roll via mail...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Realise that you are actually Yahtzee in disguise :O

In case of being an Australian...

 

[Jedamethis]

Crocodile wrestling time!

In case of stingray...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hope you don't go the same way as crocodile Dundee

In case of going the same way as crocodile Dundee...

 

[Fraught]

...hope you didn't go the same way as crocodile Dundee. [sub](Hey, the power of belief is srs bsns)[/sub]

In case of resurrected dinosaurs...