In Case Of.....

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Commit suicide by slowly cutting through the first layer of ski-No I cant do it.

In case of Azrellod having a twin brother called Azrellid...

 

[Azraellod]

...don't be silly. There's no way that's true.
[sup]It's Azriellid, and it's twin sister.[/sup]

In case of mistaken identity...

 

[Ren3004]

... take advantage.


In case of there being no advantage...

 

[Azraellod]

...don't bother.

In case of making no effort...

 

[Ren3004]

... become lazy.


In case of extreme laziness...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Counter with caffeine

In case of a failed counter attack

 

[childofbodom]

Go to bed.

In case of Hastur, Hastur, Hastur...

 

[Ren3004]

... save the thread.


In case of not knowing what you're talking about...

 

[Jedamethis]

Ask the almighty Google

In case of thread-death...

 

[Ren3004]

... grab the paddles.

In case of the paddles not working...
[sub]CLEAR! *BZZZT*[/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

Use your hands
Live goddamn you!

In case of failure...

 

[Ren3004]

... try harder.


in case of not getting a second chance...

 

[Jedamethis]

Apply Epic No until second chance is given

In case of new avatar...
[sub]I didn't know who you were for a second[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... use it to confuse people.
[sub]Cool, it hasn't changed for me yet.[/sub]

In case of liver failure...

 

[Jedamethis]

Give it a good talking to.

In case of head asplosion...

 

[orangebandguy]

Use pritt sticks immediately!

In case of major overdosage on Energy Drinks...

 

[Jedamethis]

Don't stand near anything sharp

In case of intense bodily vibration...

 

[Ren3004]

... restrain yourself.

In case of dizziness...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...run around in circles and then operate heavy machinery.

In case of chaos caused by operating heavy machinery when dizzy...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Drink some moar!

In case of spilling milk