In Case Of.....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Do not cry.

In case of sexually suggestive Russian milk advertisements...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Buy more milk

In case of innapropriate erection...
(thats right i went there)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...subtly adjust it in a good, inconspicuous position.

In case of being able to relate to the previous post...

 

[therealsomeguy]

DANCE

In case of everyone around you instanly breaking into song and dance...

 

[ShotgunShaman]

...Join in so they don't get pissed.

In case of being drunk...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...sober the hell up, fool!

In case of Mr. T...

 

[therealsomeguy]

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

...In case of a battle bettween Chuck Norris and Mr. T...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Prepare to see the earth blow up.

In case of Jack Churchill...

 

[SteakHeart]

Punch him in the face for stealing Winston Churchill's last name.

In case of pissing off Winston Churchill...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Write a will

In case of pen running out of ink...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get a new one.

In case of pencil breaking during test...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Panic and throw a chair
In case of getting kicked out of a test for a flying chair related incident...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...say goodbye to college.

In case of new avatar...

 

[GodofDisaster]

Do nothing, if your happy with it then that's it.

In case of running out of post ideas for this thread.

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Steal other peoples ideas

In case of running out of post ideas for this thread...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get angry.

In case of spilling orange juice on your keyboard...

 

[COR 2000]

Spill bleach onto it to get the Orange out. Now enjoy your new juicy keyboard, good sire!

In case of Juicy products....

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Drink up and enjoy

In case of someone spiking the juicy products...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...hope that you fall into trusted hands.

In case of not falling into trusted hands...

 

[COR 2000]

Just hope that you're not Guy Fawkes's face.

In case of popular internet references....