In Case Of.....

[Kuchinawa212]

Break glass for instant money

In case the glass in unbreakable

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...cry in shame and frustration.

In case of not being able to man up...

 

[Timotei]

Pussy out.

In case of not being able to pussy out...

 

[Lambi]

Bail out.

In case of not being able to bail out...

 

[Timotei]

You're fucked.

In case of being of combo breaker...

 

[Jedamethis]

Have a lie down, for no reason at all

In case of useless doohickey...

 

[Timotei]

Sell on ebay.

In case of buying said doohickey on ebay...

 

[Jedamethis]

Re-sell it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
and repeat!

In case of troll...

 

[Timotei]

Kill it with fire

In case of trollroll...

 

[Jedamethis]

Kill it with firefire

In case of trolltrolltroll...

 

[Timotei]

Man the harpoons

In case of harpoon manning?

 

[Jedamethis]

Attempt marpoon hanning

In case of nonsensical reply...

 

[Timotei]

Divide by zero

In case of OH SHI-

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...remember to add the T.

In case of &#3232_&#3232...

 

[Timotei]

Do a barrel roll.

In case of barrel roll...

 

[IronDuke]

Put the barrel of one of its ends, barrel stops rolling.

In case of spontaneous, contagious dancing....

 

[Ren3004]

... well, if it's contagious, everyone will look as stupid as you.


In case of it not being contagious...

 

[Jedamethis]

Make sure to film it.

In case of no film in camera...

 

[Ren3004]

... imprint it in your memory.


In case of bad music...

 

[Azraellod]

...purchase earmuffs.

In case of the music being turned up too loud for earmuffs to be effective...