In Case Of.....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 21, 2009

...say, "But I got loli rushed!"

In case of getting put in jail for being a pedobear...

Lambi · Nov 21, 2009

...maul them.

In case of claws clipped of...

Ren3004 · Nov 21, 2009

... maul them with your teeth.

In case of bad jokes...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 21, 2009

...facepalm.

In case of painful facepalm...

Ren3004 · Nov 21, 2009

... see a doctor.

In case of the doctor not having a license...

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 21, 2009

...reconsider their services.

In case of doctor being a clown...

Ren3004 · Nov 22, 2009

... run.

In case of the clown being a caterer mime bunny...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

...kill it.

In case of clown also being invulnerable.

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 22, 2009

...proceed to rock back and forth in foetal position.

In case of mental scarring...

Ren3004 · Nov 22, 2009

... use it as an excuse to kill people.

In case of being sick...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

...go to the doctor.

In case of scary girl pinning you down while in a prophetic trance, Gaunts Ghosts style.

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 22, 2009

...try to bribe her with someone else.

In case of bribery failing...

Lambi · Nov 22, 2009

...try sweet-talking your way out of it.

In case of mouth glued shut...

Ren3004 · Nov 22, 2009

...get some glue solvent.

In case of PHYSICS...

Lambi · Nov 23, 2009

...use SCIENCE to help you out.

In case of being a strong religious person...

Ren3004 · Nov 23, 2009

... lift weights and pray.

In case of misunderstanding...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 23, 2009

...explain hastily.

In case of not being believed...

Lambi · Nov 23, 2009

...make-belive.

In case of being mute...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 23, 2009

...use sign language.

In case of not knowing sign language...

Lambi · Nov 24, 2009

...learn it.

In case of being fluid in Braille...