In Case Of.....

Lambi · Nov 29, 2009

...make new friends.

In case of being a jerk...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

...feel like a jerk.

In case of felling like a jerk when your a nice guy...

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 29, 2009

...try to clear your name.

In case of clearing your name failing...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

...accept you new misconceptions.

In case of beard which scares all the pretty girls off...

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 29, 2009

...shave.

In case of homicidal beard...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

Leave it.

In case of lost beard causing loneliness...

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 29, 2009

...make sockpuppet friends to fill void.

In case of irritating sockpuppet friends...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

...burn them. Burn the all.

In case of diabolical wench...

VaudevillianVeteran · Nov 29, 2009

...Boot+Face.

In case of stalking wenches...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

...use a wrench to scare off.
[sup]See wut I did thar?[/sup]

In case of gay dragons...

Lambi · Nov 29, 2009

...find more gay dragons for them.

In case of armadillo...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

Do not run over.

In case of Mike Patton...

Ren3004 · Nov 29, 2009

... turn the tape to side B for other times I died.

In case of having voices in your head...

Lambi · Nov 29, 2009

...think happy thoughts.

In case of voices in head overpower happy thoughts...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

Bang head on desk.

In case of Lady Gaga...

Lambi · Nov 29, 2009

...KILL IT WITH FIRE!

In case of fire not enough...

Ren3004 · Nov 29, 2009

... rip her apart, limb by limb.

In case of having too much work...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

...get help.

In case of getting ninja'd...
[sup]Not to say that you got ninja'd or anything.[/sup]

Lambi · Nov 29, 2009

...seek a professional ninja.

In case of said ninja killing you...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 29, 2009

...be dead.

In case of not being dead, just passed out...