In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my Defense they were in the open an unmarked.


You gave me a virus

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, the virus was suppose to make you stronger.

You insulted my mother

 

[el_emmens]

in my defense your mom punched my mother


you shotthe sherrif

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he used bad grammar [http://www.explosm.net/comics/997/].

you hypnotised my family into committing suicide.

 

[DoW Lowen]

In my defense, they didn't wake up when I clicked my finger. What else could I do?

You changed my ring tone to Barbie Girl by Aqua

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i thought the sight of you gouging out your ears would be funny.

you think i have a twisted mind.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you do.

You destoryed the Ark of the Covanent

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was fun.

you hid in my cupboard and pretended to be a monster.

 

[sebar nl]

In my defence: I should sue you for having such a smelly cupboard!

you made me punch mysef

 

[Toty54]

In my defense: so i didn't have to punch you myself.

You ate my last browny

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you said you weren't hungry.

you broke my arms. all 3 of them.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I was only giving you a hug... Why does no-one love Giant Phil?

You made me cry!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I only said "good morning". You're too sensitive.

You like Uwe Boll

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i have no reason to hate him, having never seen any of his movies.
[sup]probably anyway, i don't watch the credits[/sup]

you didn't kill your target fast enough.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm asexual.

you threw a small child off a building. the pavement below needs cleaning now.

 

[COR 2000]

In my defense, we make 100+ new children every millisecond, so that one won't be missed.

You were looking at me weird, I don't like it!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you were in the middle of the mall wearing a banana hammock, find someone who wasn't staring (Besides the blind man).

You broke my bed!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was made of glass and very fragile.

you burned my collection of bananas.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the mold was murderous.

You shot my fish.